Following my eviction from the concrete jungle island during February, it was off to a whole new kind of Island.
Where could we be going?
Why to Adventure Island Southend of course!
Where all the action is happening!
Expect Lots Of Rage [is better than Saw The Ride]
Plenty of Whip [a great little ride]
A Helter Skelter of drama
Fury from Pharaohs [it's just a standard twister really [but quite well themed]
And extreme conflicting Time Machine [I didn't do this ride ]
Peaj Branning & Ian Beale prepare for what is ahead
A mighty Scorpion of pounding
When you experience something like this, it can feel like you've had a whole bottle of wine once you come out of it.
A bit like coming home from a manic house party [Crooked house is a fun attraction with lots of interactive bits]
Which can be a right serpent of trouble
Devils Creek [I think they named it after me ]
Where Ian Beale plots something [we believe an evil mastermind plan of some kind]
Whilst Dirty Den looks out for the ladies
Whilst Jack and Adam [Phil] Mitchell prepare to fight [for the best spinning possible]
Fireballs come and go
Because there's always a Barnstorm in the square [my second favourite ride there]
Matt [Creek] Branning approves of this.
But there is more!!!
AS a series of new film sets near completion for the next episode [This will be a new indoor park that's apparently going to be open all year round].
Moments later Peaj uses his secret weapon just as a series of beating drums end this episode.
Critics Review [the serious bit]
Adventure Island Southend is a loverly little park. Whilst it doesn't have the hardware thats Thorpe, Chessie & others have, it has a great series of lots of fun pleasant rides with Over The Hill, Barnstormer & The Crooked House for families and the likes of Rage, Time Machine, Vortex and numerous other spinning rides for the thrill seekers [this could be the 2nd best uk park for flats].
Staff here were very friendly and enthusiastic, the park was in general fairly well kept [we must remember this is a small independant park afterall] and the wristband was pretty reasonable which I bought at a discounted rate instead of the usual £27 .
If you fancy something different from your usual Merlin parks in the south of England, this place may be somewhere worth visiting.