themeparkaddict

All of the stunts here at Thorpe Park Movie Studios are completely safe. Except this one.

Okay, I vote we kidnap her. Did you see the 'Coming Up' part of Thorpe's website mentions a 'brand new horror experience for 2011'?!

She certainly is amazing! Did you see her on the Paul O'Grady show? WOW.

Well, it was more a case of 'I'm on the ledge of glory and I'm hanging off a fire escape' but she looked stunning and the colours and cinematography in it was just amazing. It was a shame there wasn't anything else to it though. I still love her of course! Did you see the Google Chrome ad she was in? I thought some of that was from the music video! Oops!

S'gotta drain somewhere. And since when you get off Rumba Rapids you smell like a skanky pond, I'd guess you're dang right! Just waiting for Lady Gaga's new video for The Edge of Glory. S'taking forever to appear online!

Golly gosh, said my butler, as he read your message aloud to me over tea and light refreshments.

THAT SOUNDS AMAZING! I know that you're a MINIMUM of 649% dedicated to it, and you definitely deserve to get it, I hope it all goes well for you! That BPSAHE is getting quite well known you know (Broadwitch Porno Society and Horror Experiences) are you nervous?

How far away do you live from the land of DREAAAAMS? We got wettest from the stupid water cannon things (people-operated) at the bottom of the drop. Which oddly aren't chargeable. Not sure how they missed a money making opportunity! At the start of the season they were wet-vac'ing the boats cos there's no plug drain bit like Rumba Rapids. Awkward. Still super spinny though

GOSH GOSH GOSH. Excittttinggggg I hope you break a leg and wet yourself (and other good luck actor things). What's your audition for?

Ohhhhh! That makes much more sense now *dismisses leading professor from the investigation*. This year I'm just a crazy ol' fanboy again what do you think of STORM SURGE? Had your trainers totally drenched yet from the lack of in-ride draining system?

Excellllenntttttaaayyy there's something about Fright Nights that just make them THE best time of year! And there's a new attraction this year for Fright Night's 10th birthday. Woooop!

Hmm I posted but it appeared to vanish. Did you get it?!

Hahaha, you odd bod . Yes I'm a weirdo and replying I'm my iPhone COS I'M COOL LIKE THAT. Ahem. Anyway, I wasn't *in* them, I was outside of them warning you of your impending doom. A far less glamorous job but one that was fun to scare the living daylights out of people nonetheless. Which maze scares you most?

I have accidentally deafened myself to the Colossus theme. SEND NEW EARS PLEASE.

I am currently writing a status. *clicks update*

It dotted me out and everything. Boo. Unless ofc you can see it. Gosh this is like Twitter but just as you get into saying something WOOSH BANG WALLOP BOOP. What I meant to say before was THANK YOU for your messaging those people who sound important to do an important thing. You're more superb than this fairly superb squirrel: http://bit.ly/ls51qD Thaaaanks!

Interrupt my varnishing will you? There's a fate worse than death to pay if you do (and you did). It's not the Thorpe Village Fete, oh no sir, it's coming over here and finishing varnishing the wall *quickly calls builders to build an additional 218734 walls*. 24 minutes later and he starts his reply. I can see the character count diminishing already so hold on tight & await par...

Pssst.... as you're a technical genius, both TPM way and everywhere else you know the bit up there that says 'chat'? Well I have a delightful round grey blob that has a 2 in. But it goes to an error screen when I click it. Have you ever experienced such a tantalisingly exciting problem? I shall be varnishing my wall until you reply. Tally ho, pip pip

Of courrrsssseeee. TERRIFYINGLY SPECTACULAR. And unfortunately, I'm the easiest person to scare ever. That's not such a good thing at Fright Nights

Well the producers of SAW are in desperate need of new ideas, so if they can't come up with a new film, p'raps they can come to you for a 'Behind The Scenes Scale Model Show with Sheepie'? Just a thought. Now, I wonder whether this'll work *picks up doll of Sheepie and wedges pin in* HAPPY VOODOO TO YOU

At 3.26am you're rather random (and really quite violent)

Want iOS 5. Want it now. Kthanksbi.

It's neverrrrr boring. (Brace yourself) I loved doing the announcement YOU'D BETTER NOT SIT, STAND OR CLIMB ON ANY QUEUELINE FENCES WHILE I'M SPEAKING TO YOU I only left cos when the hours got supah-long I literally was dying. Cos I came from Reading every day. That's how much I loved it! So throw a random fact about you at me *ducks*

A slap or a kick drum?

(I'm aware this makes zero sense).

That's quite an impressive feat. *waves arms around in air for no reason whatsoever* I haven't even met either of those splendiferous people - the only excitement I can throw back at you is that I got so addicted to Thorpe Park that in 2009 I actually gave in and got a job there

Yes I swear I did just double post BUT THAT'S COS I'M COOL