I wouldnt ask for the £100 off you you numb nut! My cousin!!! lol!
Whore up? - My word biatch! 
But we will whore up Chessington & Zoo 
I am glad you and Sheepie are fine! The F word and take the "my" off "myself" comes to mind when you said he came round 
(I'll let you figure it out
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