[Current Thorpe Park Attractions Ranked Worst To Best]

Can't quite believe that you wrote this Matt but I'm glad you did and thoroughly enjoyed the humour/sad realities throughout.

[Wodan]

[Merlin Rollercoastermatic Universe (MRC) - Part Two]

"The groundwork being so poor, it feels like you've visited the Alton Towers Waterpark"
I died inside.

[Goodbye and apologies]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[How death should of been simulated in The Passing]

I like this concept a lot more, I also think they should also theme the maze about seeing your 'life flash before your eyes', as if you're transitioning between death to heaven/hell and it's the time between. But because of you're an alleged criminal it should be that all your 'memories' that were once good have been twisted or all the people you've hurt/killed has come to haunt you.