Kerfuffle

Eventually the Pizza Pasta building will be extended so many times that it encloses Colossus, meaning that they won't need to repaint it

Anyone who votes against Phantasialand in September I will physically fight with my bare hands... 
(I'll allow Europa Park though)

Makes sense, considering Icon is going to DELETE SW8
 

Will fit right in...

I wonder if loggers leap will reopen themed to the movie Deliverance whilst we are at it??
 
or swarm rethemed to my little pony and marketed to families 

So it appears Thorpe have decided to take a popular family coaster, which served well between 2013 - 2017 for the 1m - 1.3m audience, retheme it to what is likely going to be on The Walking Dead judging by these plans, possibly add a new height/age restriction as a result, just to make another tacky and depressing IP-based "world first"?
 

You're going to need a taller watchtower to see past the abomination in front of X...

Sealife/Tussauds summed up.

If any activity should get cut, it should be Sealife. Once you've seen one, you've seen them all, we see it every year, and whenever we go through it everyone just runs through it and is out within 20 minutes anyway.

Jart

I'm going to start the Fright Nights 2019 thread in a minute 

Can I take this opportunity to thank all those staff members who made my visits so good this year. The ride operators, the engineers and the cleaning staff, who all dealt with me and those within earshot so tactfully and patiently. Staff and even some managers whom I saw rush to assist to tidy up the mess that some unwell riders left.
 
Whatever you all do in the future, this should have been a good experience to meet and deal with such a wide range of people from all walks of life.
 
The staff should feel chuffed if their "customers" left with a smile, you've done your bit to make somebody's day, well done.

Waiting for Most Sarcastic Member to have a different winner like...

(no offense Benin)

I've won it 5 times so I get to keep the trophy tbh...

Jungle fever...

It's more than just a wooden rollercoaster, it's an experience - at least, it is for the first three years until we remove any live actors, or pre-shows

Let's see...
 
-Merlin representative not calling it a ride.
-Reference to Smiler incident  (though fairly done).
-Francis Jackson interview. 
-Shipping container in-joke. 
-MYSTERIOUS THING. 
 
That covers a good majority of the Merlinisms for my bingo.  Just need a 'during routine excavations...' backstory and I'm done. 

25th December is the meet date Creek...We'll all see you there...

I remember when I worked at the park (nothing to brag about trust me) and they had a shortage of glasses for Hokey Pokey so Thorpe sent over hundreds of pairs from their 4D cinema, of course no one actually checked if they would work on Hokey and as you'd expect they did not.

"Living Nighmare" - should be 'Living Nightmare'
 
"Derren Browns Ghost Train Rise Of The Demon" - should be 'Derren Brown's Ghost Train: Rise of the Demon', or 'Waste of Time and Money: The Experience'.

I personally find it cringey when an entire forum goes off their heads about the slightest grammar error...so let's not go down that route, shall we?

Do they make this noise when they log off?  
 
 
 

Least Thorpe learnt how to spell properly...