Parm Pap

I’d love to see a Mack extreme spinner multi launch located on either the island behind Swarm, or in the location of the beach, Depth Charge, and Storm Surge. So long as Thorpe keeps a good relationships with Mack.

Tired baby.
 
Get the hire crane back in to lift them off.
 
Was the ride area cursed by Logger's Leap and it's biggest fan?

what has happened, you may ask? well, there was a mix up internally. opening day was marketed, and taken literally by the operations of the teams. friday of the 24th of the may was hyperia's opening day, but on any other day, the ride can not operate. it could only run on friday on the 24th of the month, because that was its OPENING day, where the ride is allowed to open.
 
 
oh it's sad, it's so sad, well it's sad, really sad, so sad, bom bom bom, pom pom pom, (angrier) bom bom bom, POM POM POM, bom bom bom, bombom bom bom, pompom pom pom, bom pom, bom pom pom, bom bom bom, pom pom PPPOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
 
it's new, the ride that I've got and it's ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster, it's cool, that's what I tell 'em no rides in breakable heaven, but ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster
 
 
it's cool, that's what I tell them no cash, in be

are we building a next coaster? well, we'd love to, but we'll have to wait and see.
 
 
HERE IT GOES ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong
 
 
up and up, get it together oh ho, what a treat it shall be, thank you for your enjoyment of my clues, and I have led you to this day.
 
 
when you enjoy your drop, think of old parm pap and making it possible for you at the thorpe of the park in the twenty of the twenty four

Where's the stupid post guy when you need him? Nowhere to be seen? I'll fill in...
 
Ding dong, the Express is dead
Which Express?
The Rocky Express.

I'd say reporting posts you don't like should see a result such as that members spam but...

Can we add a dislike reaction so I can dislike every post from Parm Pap?

The joke such as it is/was grated from day one. Now its just sad and probably far more off-putting to bother posting on here.

As I said a while back, in my humble opinion...

Imagine being a massive company like Merlin and being so desperate for parts you'd rather take burnt ones than fork out for new stuff.
 
Europa have probably already binned all their old bits. Especially if they're putting new train and track type (a la Max & Moritz) on AlpenExpress. 
 
Either bin it or fork out on spending actual money on things. Sticking plasters do nothing but delay the inevitable. 

We're (perhaps overly) lenient with the silly posting, but it's a step too far creating threads with no reference tbh
 
Harmonicas blow, and you suck for posting this

Was too hot, now it's too wet.
 
Construction people for you.

Wonder how the site looks currently the water coming down the Thames is rising day by day and the road from Staines to Thorpe is currently flooded….

I think March is optimistic...  I reckon mid April....

Black Mirror needs to go, it was terrible yesterday. They weren’t even bothering to take the photos properly, half of them were just blurs! And shouting “don’t worry if you haven’t put your name in it doesn’t matter”. Even the park can’t be arsed with it

Very true on the water ride front, you would imagine that Rumba (not so) Rapids must be earmarked for future development. 

According to the top secret (?) Thorpe Park Passholder Facebook group it's on the cards for a bit of lovin' soon... exactly what that entails is anyone's guess but blimey does it need it. I don't think I've ever gotten even a single drop of water on me on that ride and the theming (or lack thereof) is abysmal.

Someone should've nipped it all in the bud AGES ago. Reported it enough times.

😂 when will it end 🤞

You going to bring out a poetry book 

Slammer, the track’s going down
Slammer, I’m watching it rise
Slammer, lots of people around
Slammer, Slammer please come home
 
 
 
They’re singing “build it tall”
but there’s no budget left at all
I remember when you flipped here
And all the fun we had those years

Slammer, the track’s going down
Slammer, I’m watching it rise
Slammer, lots of people around
Slammer, Slammer please come home
 
 
 
They’re singing “build it tall”
but there’s no budget left at all
I remember when you flipped here
And all the fun we had those years

Yes. 😔

Yes. 😔

oh well bom, pom, parm pap is spam, bom, pom, I tried to tell you but noone listens! don't listen to old parm pap! but there you go!