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The new Chessington Halloween maze will be called Professor Burp Alive and will feature that person dressed up to look nothing like him (currently doing the tours) chasing you with ducks from the ride.

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NEVERMIND MY LAST POST!

With inspiration from...

On Monday, October 10, 2016 at 6:32 PM, Jart said:

To see the future, look to the past.

New for 2018 Thorpe Park Present...

 

Space Station Zero Wicked Witch Haunt Tropical Travels Safari Octopus River Gardens Thunder Carousel :/ No Way Out

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Sick Bruv: the ride

 

enter an interactive oversized cattlepen queue line and experience countless chavs smoking, spitting, fighting, throwing their food everywhere, punching and sitting on queue line fences.

 

the best part is before you experience the main ride, it will break down.

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1 hour ago, Matt Creek said:

Sick Bruv: the ride

 

enter an interactive oversized cattlepen queue line and experience countless chavs smoking, spitting, fighting, throwing their food everywhere, punching and sitting on queue line fences.

 

the best part is before you experience the main ride, it will break down.

That's called Derren Brown's Ghost Train.

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Replacing Bubbleworks next year:

 

My Little Pony's Boat Adventure

 

Intended for young girls and creepy old men..

The boat ride has memes on billboards throughout the ride as theming.

After the boat ride's finished, you exit to the finale.

The ending see's a unicorn wielding a chainsaw chasing you out of shipping containers.

 

 

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New for 2017 at Chessington:

The Gruffalo River Adventure

In the queue, apart from the signage and Bubbleworks theming nothing has changed. Audio will be the mouse talking about the Gruffalo or something like that.

 

The station is a forest sort of thing, the boats are painted to look like logs or something idk. They also have the Chessie logo on them and pass under the rides logo like Bubbleworks did, while a generic safety announcement plays from the mouse.

 

The main ride will be alot like CaTCF and In The Night Garden got drunk one night and had a baby. You pass through scenes of the Gruffalo while big storybooks tell you what's happening. 

 

EVERYTHING. WILL. BE. PAINTED. WITH. UV PAINT.

 

New for 2018: Room on the Broom

The Vampire retheme. The station doesn't really change, apart from everything even remotely scary is removed. The trains are now yellow and the ride is painful as ever. The wonderful Dracula announcements are gone, instead we get the witch giving safety announcements.

 

New for 2019: The Stick Man, Gruffalo's Child, and The Snail and the Whale. 

Dragon's Fury, Sea Storm and Dragon Falls are all rethemed to their respective Julia Donaldson books.

 

New for 2020: Chessington becomes Julia Donaldson World

The park is rebranded, and every ride is rethemed to a Julia Donaldson book.

 

Then in 2022 the Julia Donaldson license runs out and Merlin sit around scratching their heads wondering what to do next.

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Don't forget Thorpe!

Thorpe will become 'chavLand' :crazy:

Introducing:

  • "Donald Trump's Ghost Train" will be introduced, a slight retheme of DBGT
  • "Take Me Out- The Ride", a Swarm Retheme
  • "That was sick m8", a retheme of Stealth
  • "X Factor-The Ride", a retheme of Saw

With way more to come!

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Thorpe Park Fight Nights; dare you try to navigate the park after dark? We have live fights in the queuelines, smoke effects (people smoking in queues) and for that extra scary experience brave the queue jumpers - most commonly heard saying "jump over dat fence m8 I ain't standing in no queue"

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On 10/21/2016 at 10:51 PM, ChessingtonSam said:

New for 2017 at Chessington:

The Gruffalo River Adventure

In the queue, apart from the signage and Bubbleworks theming nothing has changed. Audio will be the mouse talking about the Gruffalo or something like that.

 

The station is a forest sort of thing, the boats are painted to look like logs or something idk. They also have the Chessie logo on them and pass under the rides logo like Bubbleworks did, while a generic safety announcement plays from the mouse.

I mean, this was actually pretty spot on.

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