EdH Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Fine Rich. Just shoot me down why don't you (You berlatently googled lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4n Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 A father's child, a mother's child, yet no one's son. Who am I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdH Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 A daughter. You have a mother and father but you aren't a son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4n Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 I have five bullets and I use them on five TPM members at point blanc range, but nobody is injured. Why is this?Bonus points for picking five members! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 You dont have a gun!and I'm not going to pick 5 members thats cruel! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme5053 Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 There are multiple possibilities:1. No gun2. weak bulletsAnd they are wearing bullet proof vestsBrownie points:Ellie-LMarcTimRMarkKingveveraine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Hey!I'm offended! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Tim wins, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 For once lol, meme gets them all lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 A man pushes his car to a hotel, pays the owner, and immediately pushes the car away from the hotel. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbly Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 He's playing Monopoly :)A man is found dead in his parked car. Tire tracks lead up to the car and away Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimR Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Its a monopoly game, he rolls dice and gets say 1-1-4 he lands on a hotel, pays rent and moves again becuase he got double. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbly Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 lmao google does come in handy these days doesn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted March 10, 2009 Report Share Posted March 10, 2009 Yarrr.A vessel with no hinges, padlock, or lid. Within which is a source of life. What be I? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme5053 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 A rowing boat with 2 living creatures of the opposite sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdH Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 What is broken every time it's spoken? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Silence... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bubbly Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 I know but I'm going to keep quiet on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meme5053 Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 A secret! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdH Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Nope that isn't the answer I was looking for because you can share a secret with someone and its still a secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 It's SILENCE...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdH Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Well done Tommy. I hope you didn't google. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidders Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 If you are in a dark room with only a match for light. There is also a candle, a wood stove and a gas lamp. You need to light the stove to make your dinner, and the gas lamp so you can read in your bed, and the candle because you've run out of electricity. So, what do you light first? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted March 11, 2009 Report Share Posted March 11, 2009 Candle, so you can use the flame on the candle for the other objects. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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