Tom Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 Ahh top quality humour of... 5 years ago MachoMachine, Kerfuffle, EC! and 1 other 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 I now have a job helping a one-armed typist whenever she needs to type capital letters. It's shift work. pluk 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 11, 2014 Report Share Posted December 11, 2014 What did the man say when he lost his right arm THATS ALL I HAVE ``LEFT`` Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 Merlin remind me of a multistory car park They disapoint me on so many levels Kerfuffle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted December 26, 2014 Report Share Posted December 26, 2014 When Minecraft were bought by Microsoft...you could say things were taken up a Notch. Project LC and J.S217 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocket Posted December 27, 2014 Report Share Posted December 27, 2014 A man walks into a bar... Ouch Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Celia Mae and Mer 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted March 14, 2015 Report Share Posted March 14, 2015 (I'm probably gonna get the boot for this) I walked into a cafe and this bloke drinking an orange flavoured fizzy drink started yelling amusing insults at me. The last thing he said to me after that was "Great Fanta!" *sighs* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pluk Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 So upset, a good friend of mine died of heartburn yesterday, can't believe gavisgone. J.S217 and Kerfuffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted April 17, 2015 Report Share Posted April 17, 2015 What happens when the main character of A Nightmare on Elm Street walks into a kids' pizza restaurant filled with malfunctioning animatronic animals? A huge confusion between first names is triggered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted April 18, 2015 Report Share Posted April 18, 2015 I burnt some calories today... I set fire to a fat kid. Kerfuffle and Celia Mae 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 As you know, most petrol stations have their own jet wash. It's pointless! There's nowhere for them to land... Celia Mae 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted May 13, 2015 Report Share Posted May 13, 2015 Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus. Kerfuffle and MachoMachine 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 My computer crashed today. I should never have put it in the car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lewumbrajumbos Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Happy International Joke Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt 236 Posted July 1, 2015 Report Share Posted July 1, 2015 Katy Perry tried to buy out a convenient today' Unfortunately the residents would have nun of that Kerfuffle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted July 13, 2015 Report Share Posted July 13, 2015 I was once confronted by a boxer at a boxing match. Boxer: "I could kill you." Me: "Pardon?" Boxer: "I'm a heavyweight." Me: "I can stop the documents from blowing off your desk." Boxer: "What?" Me: "I'm a paperweight." Boxer: "What do you actually know about boxing?" Me: "I've met Mike Tyson." Boxer: "Tyson sucks!" Me: "That's Dyson." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yeah Posted August 7, 2015 Report Share Posted August 7, 2015 Some of the YouTube comments I've seen. I watched jacksepticeye play NL2, he went on a dive coaster. Someone says "That rollercoaster is a replication of GRIFFEN, what other rollercoaster stops you right there, right before the drop?" I replied with a list of Dive Coasters, but someone ignored me and said "That's what I was thinking, what other rollercoaster drops into holes?" I've also been in an argument with someone who called me a "stupid f... idiot" for saying Nemesis has a 104ft drop, because apparently it has a 43ft drop. I told him to Google it... He deleted his comment shortly after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted August 18, 2015 Report Share Posted August 18, 2015 Some FNaF jokes I came up with today (some may be a little rude...and others may be rubbish ). 'When Golden Freddy attacks me, I can never tell if the noise made is the suited character screaming...or the person inside taking a massive dump.' 'I was in my office one night and the phone rang. I picked it up with a trembling hand and the guy on the other end just said "H-Hello? H-Hello!". I said "You sound nervous!". He said "I know. That's why your phone's trembling!"' 'I turned up for work one night and I was greeted by a figure with a hat and clawed hands stood on stage. I said "Wrong franchise. Now get out!"' 'Never work at Freddy Fazbear's if you're a ventriloquist. It's really embarrassing to be attacked by your own puppet...' Okay I'm done now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pognoi Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 Why did Millie fall off her tricycle? She was hit by a bus. yeah and Kerfuffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgan.B Posted September 27, 2015 Report Share Posted September 27, 2015 I've put mine under spoiler tags as it's inappropriate for younger readers. What genital problem did the Lizard have? A reptile dysfunction Ian-S and MarkC 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaA Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Oh no, prepare yourself for the wrath of my bad puns. What do you call a biased hippo? A hippocrite! Morgan.B 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-S Posted October 12, 2015 Report Share Posted October 12, 2015 Coaster, Han30, Kerfuffle and 4 others 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerfuffle Posted October 14, 2015 Report Share Posted October 14, 2015 To cut a long story short, I chopped a novel in half today. Han30, JoshuaA, Ian-S and 2 others 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkC Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 Merlin JoshuaA and OldFarmerDean 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graw Posted October 15, 2015 Report Share Posted October 15, 2015 david cameron Ian-S and Kerfuffle 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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