So yeah, my family booked a trip to Marwell Wildlife (zoo) for my birthday. Here goes...
It was in the middle of nowhere, but there was really bad traffic for the last mile or so (reminds me of a certain Staffordshire theme park), but we made it in.
And here we have the main attraction: The man with a pushchair!
Thier Penguin enclosure is a great deal bigger than Chessie's.
'Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave.'
This animal looks like my dog.
It's a pink chicken.
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