[Mr Monkey's Banana Ride]

My mates think this rides for children so didn't go on last time I was there do you think it's worth ignoring them and going on it :/

Seriously, this ride is only good with friends. Try and convince them to head on it.

[Colossus]

When I first went on Colossus it didn't seem that rough. (My dad says otherwise).

[Mr Monkey's Banana Ride]

It has, but no one cares about banana ride enough to comment

How DARE you...Mr. Monkey is more than a ride. Mr. Monkey is a way of life. There are three necesseties in life: Food, Clothing AND MR. MONKEY.

[Quantum]

Quantam is in that awkward area between "fun" and "thrill". It's to intense chill with X, Tidal Wave or Logger's Leap, but it's not thrilling enough for nemmie, SAW or Stealth :/

[Rumba Rapids]

Say as you like, but Rumba needs to be wetter. I mean, really, it's kind of sad. I haven't been on it since the start of the new season yet, so maybe that's changed.

[Mr Monkey's Banana Ride]

Please tell me you're kidding

Why would I be?

[Mr Monkey's Banana Ride]

MMBR is in all honesty probably the best ride in the park

[Rant]

I don't like most people. I mean christ, I choose not to make sense. What's the problem? Since when did people have to make sense? It's stupid. I would much rather talk about apples or something. People say I'm an idiot for doing this, but am I? No, or atleast not academically. I simply want to go about my day being and idiot. And people can't accept that. The only people who do are like, my best friends and my cats. I mean really, why can't people just leave a guy who wants to make it happen alone. The Kiniving scoundrels.

[Nemesis Inferno]

What ever happened to the red lights in the tunnel, They only seem to have lasted for one season or so, Why couldn't Thorpe fix them when they fixed the mist this season ?

The red lights only ever really seemed col with the smoke there to back it up :VThis is my favourite ride at the park. The atmosphere, the smoothness, that SONG. Oooooh yeaaaah,

[SAW: The Ride]

I would go on this ride if it weren't for the chain lift. Something about looking straight up into the sky reallly scares me D:

[X]

Preciseley!The Marketing Department deserve a cookie for that move.

[X]

I had my first trip on X on my most recent vist. (Being I coward, I had to hold my friend's arm ). It was fun, and I don't think it should go, it's an asset Thorpe use wisely.