little ken

Well, at least I can live in pride that I made a forum full of theme park 'enthusiasts' jealous and made ElectricBIll have a tantrum like a three year old! Brilliant. You can say what you want, why would I care about a group of people who I don't love or care about who have nothing better to do with their lives than insult people on the Internet?Mark9 -

Oh, so I'm suddenly going to say 'Okay I admit it, I didn't ride Samurai alone.' because you spent an entire two seconds of your life putting an arrow onto a picture?

Did you happen to fall asleep when you reached 'at least'? I think so.

Well, everybody on this page with at least one brain cell has now concluded that I did ride Samurai by myself! Thank-you for listening.

Yeah, 'cos Fantasy Island is such a 'fair'.

And how the Hell does a picture of the Samurai entrance prove that I did not ride it alone? That's like proving somebody is innocent in court by saying 'The law said they can't do it, so they didn't!'.

Quantum and Zodiac both make me dizzy as Hell, but I still go on it anyway. I perservere to go on every ride I can when I go during Fright Nights.

Yeah, I'm such a saddo that I'm gonna come onto a forum just to tell lies. You're probably just jealous so accept the facts without being contrary and rude. And do you seriously think you're going to get away with lying by saying 'End of'?

I think they should make a queue for Time Voyagers in that little courtyard bit. It's irritating when you're trying to get from Tidal Wave to Stealth and have to push past everybody in the queue. It was even worse during Fright Nights, the queue went all the way into the Stealth plaza for SAW - MOVIE BITES!

Anybody who can afford a £3.00 return should be classed as the world's richest person.

2011: Burn it down2012: Begin construction of CHESSINGTON PARK - One of the Nation's Thrill Capitals!Skip a few years...2016: Open CHESSINGTON PARK to the public.2017: Build a bridge from CHESSINGTON PARK to THORPE PARK with a high-speed train.2018: Feel satisfied about my achievemens.

Exactly.

Well, this wasn't the case when I was there. It doesn't matter about all these silly rules that you probably make up anyway, they weren't following them when I visited.

Well, about two months. I can't remember. At least a few weeks.

And he misused the word 'literally', disgraceful.I hope Slammer is ready by 30th October. It's my favourite ride! I remember last year it was closed for a few months. Might this be the same thing?

If I'm quite honest, Chessington this year has been much worse than THORPE PARK. I've visited five times this year and the only ride closed was SAW - The Ride. Once.Chessington I've been to twice. Both times KOBRA has been down, Rattlesnake was down all day the first time, Vampire and Dragon's Fury the second.Something that really irritates me is when people complain because the rides break down. Would you be rude to a family member because their car broke down? No. It can't be helped and it absolutely disgusts me when I see people complaining to staff who are putting themselves out to entertain their ungrateful, ignorant customers. Of course, it doesn't apply to everybody, some people understand that you can't sue the weather girl because it rained.

I feel like the luckiest person on Earth! Every time I go to THORPE PARK, every ride is open, but like the next day people on here report it closed!

Whoops, I made a mistake, I was thinking of Gardaland!

No, I mean the only person on the ride.

Tidal Wave is always first.Always park the car next to that massive pole thing, so that we don't lose it.Morning meal at Pizza HutAfternoon meal at Amity Fish 'N' ChipsUmm... that's about it.

I'm not going to argue with anyone. But I promise you I rode Samurai by myself.Look at this video too:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtJDDiph7YA

Well, that's obviously not the case, or not anymore anyway. I did these rides during Cirque du Freak, when the queues for SAW - The Ride and Colossus were 5 minutes. I don't know why it was so quiet.

Heide Park has never been owned by Tussauds.But you can get 50% off all Merlin attractions outside the UK with a Premium Annual Pass. It also gets in into THORPE PARK during Fright NIghts for free.

That sounds likely. But they can't demolish the barns, as they are listed buildings.

Obviously not literally!