Lightwater Valley- The Ultimate Adventure!
Here we are, the park home to Ultimate things like Raptor Attack, Angry Birds and some random stuff.
Here we see the Ultimate wheel that they have. It's so good that even on busy days they only load half the carriages.
Much like the annoying Drayton, LWV opens its gates at 10 but the main rides at 10:30. However, you can't even go down towards them from 10 so this happens. And with Ultimate things behind the man a queue of stampeding people formed!
So we went on the wheel which was opened and then RAN (for people who know me that is an ultimate thing!)
We ran, we saw, nothing Ultimate happening here. So did Raptor Attack which is Ultimate!
So we went mining.
This tunnel really is as small as it looks!
And this beam really is low! Ultimate theming here.
Raptor Attack is a generic coaster you find at fun fairs, however in the dark with a really well down internal queue and animatronic raptors throughout the ride it is pretty Ultimate!
Speaking of which...
They have a ladybird Zierer Tivoli!
And yes in the background is indeed a Reverchon spinner!
Ultimate green spin it was.
While we're talking about green...
The green Falls of Terror water slides!
With a blue sign
Like this man.
And parts of the sky! The sky is blue! Ultimate British weather!
This wall is blue too.
YAY ABAP AT LWV! YAY
All the space guys say hi
To the generic guys
Not a fan of oversized birds though. Ultimately they aren't real
Through the rings we go back to the real world
I will. If it's Ultimate that is.
Important sign there ensuring you have Ultimate fun. Oh and a meh wood sculpture.
This guy is a legend. He made a bird fly! Ultimate lad.
He approves.
Mr Ferret wasn't too sure though. His day clearly hadn't been Ultimate.
Urgh camera was facing the wrong way guys. Sorry let's get back to Ultimate things.
Like the insane Whirlwind.
And Ultimately awesome skate karts!
Weeee!
Ultimate failing going on here!
These are pretty good.
Do like their green though.
At least that way the rides are camouflaged.
See! You can't see the rides! Ultimate camouflaging skills!
Just watch out for the train.
They are living on the edge without train gates so remember to look both ways for an Ultimate day out.
Here are a few things that I find Ultimately sickening.
This is my type of thing!
Speedy tractor.
Just know it's going to be fast with a sign like that!
Camouflaged cherry picker. It's difficult to see I know but I'm Ultimate and can see it.
Real animals
This was my lunch the following day. After all, it was national hamburger day.
Not even going to ask. It's that Ultimate.
Something through the trees. Didn't look Ultimate enough though.
Few more Ultimate things.
Blur of Ultimateness.
No blur.
OOOOOO. Not bad.
Ultimate lad up there on the lift hill. Not sure what ride this was. Still wasn't Ultimate enough for us.
Yes Ultimate things
So with the Carousel done we'd been on everything bar one ride. They call it "The Ultimate." Don't know why.
It had a long queue.
Only one working train.
Boring signs.
Not running is boring.
Stupidly placed chains.
Safety features like air gates.
Lift hills everywhere which take an age to complete.
Stupid thing.
Just a shame it's so darn good! Ultimate is amazing! Relentlessly awesome! It has some gimmick too, not sure what but it doesn't need it! Best ride on park.
Well after this bad boy!
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