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Lightwater Valley- The Ultimate Adventure!


Mitchada04

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Here we are, the park home to Ultimate things like Raptor Attack, Angry Birds and some random stuff.

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Here we see the Ultimate wheel that they have. It's so good that even on busy days they only load half the carriages.

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Much like the annoying Drayton, LWV opens its gates at 10 but the main rides at 10:30. However, you can't even go down towards them from 10 so this happens. And with Ultimate things behind the man a queue of stampeding people formed!

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So we went on the wheel which was opened and then RAN :o (for people who know me that is an ultimate thing!)

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We ran, we saw, nothing Ultimate happening here. So did Raptor Attack which is Ultimate!

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So we went mining.

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This tunnel really is as small as it looks!

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And this beam really is low! Ultimate theming here.

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Raptor Attack is a generic coaster you find at fun fairs, however in the dark with a really well down internal queue and animatronic raptors throughout the ride it is pretty Ultimate!

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Speaking of which...

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They have a ladybird Zierer Tivoli! :D

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And yes in the background is indeed a Reverchon spinner!

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Ultimate green spin it was.

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While we're talking about green...

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The green Falls of Terror water slides!

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With a blue sign

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Like this man.

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And parts of the sky! The sky is blue! Ultimate British weather!

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This wall is blue too.

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YAY ABAP AT LWV! YAY

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All the space guys say hi

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To the generic guys

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Not a fan of oversized birds though. Ultimately they aren't real

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Through the rings we go back to the real world

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I will. If it's Ultimate that is.

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Important sign there ensuring you have Ultimate fun. Oh and a meh wood sculpture.

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This guy is a legend. He made a bird fly! Ultimate lad.

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He approves.

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Mr Ferret wasn't too sure though. His day clearly hadn't been Ultimate.

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Urgh camera was facing the wrong way guys. Sorry let's get back to Ultimate things.

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Like the insane Whirlwind.

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And Ultimately awesome skate karts!

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Weeee!

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Ultimate failing going on here!

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These are pretty good.

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Do like their green though.

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At least that way the rides are camouflaged.

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See! You can't see the rides! Ultimate camouflaging skills!

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Just watch out for the train.

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They are living on the edge without train gates so remember to look both ways for an Ultimate day out.

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Here are a few things that I find Ultimately sickening.

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This is my type of thing!

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Speedy tractor.

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Just know it's going to be fast with a sign like that!

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Camouflaged cherry picker. It's difficult to see I know but I'm Ultimate and can see it.

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Real animals

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This was my lunch the following day. After all, it was national hamburger day.

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Not even going to ask. It's that Ultimate.

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Something through the trees. Didn't look Ultimate enough though.

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Few more Ultimate things.

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Blur of Ultimateness.

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No blur.

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OOOOOO. Not bad.

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Ultimate lad up there on the lift hill. Not sure what ride this was. Still wasn't Ultimate enough for us.

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Yes Ultimate things

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So with the Carousel done we'd been on everything bar one ride. They call it "The Ultimate." Don't know why.

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It had a long queue.

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Only one working train.

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Boring signs.

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Not running is boring.

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Stupidly placed chains.

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Safety features like air gates.

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Lift hills everywhere which take an age to complete.

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Stupid thing.

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Just a shame it's so darn good! Ultimate is amazing! Relentlessly awesome! It has some gimmick too, not sure what but it doesn't need it! Best ride on park.

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Well after this bad boy!

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Thanks Scarycoasterboy for this ultimate trip report.

What's the park like compared to any others in the uk?

I love the way you wrote the report which teases the reader in to thinking they're about to see the ultimate (rollercoaster ride) and then it suddenly switches to something else.

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Great report! Shame ultimate was on one train, I know it's got quite a long track so I can imagine that queue taking a very long time! How long was the queue?

Good report though :o

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I'll give a serious review here then :P It's a small park with most of it being generic stuff you see at all the parks (small coasters like Paultons have, an array of well run flat rides and so on). It's a beautiful park to walk around. The bottom half of it doesn't even feel like a theme park (reminded me of Virginia Water Lake for anyone who's been). Raptor Attack is so simple with the generic coaster etc yet so immersive with the small groups entering the mine, physically low beams and really well done animatronics. Great little dark ride. Skate Karts are brill and would be great if you were in a group of friends to race around! 

 

The Ultimate is an amazing ride. Really is, yes it's rough, rattly and stuff but it feels like an old school coaster and the second half never lets up. Gutted we only did it the once! We were warned about it being on one train all day (think it has been most of the holidays as well actually as the red train is buggered). We queued 40 minutes for it just before 11, was probably 90 minutes most of the day. Although the track is long the ride only takes 7 minutes due to the stupidly slow lift hills. However you get 38 people on a train so it moves in nice bursts and the music they play is pretty awesome too! Wouldn't be a bad queue if it were on 2 trains.

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