Fellow mortals. If you are reading this, it means I have literally just returned from a preposterous trek within the vicinity of the most dangerous place on Earth...Skull Island.

...but of course for the most technically-minded (and gullible) of readers, this is only my report from my recent trip to Orlando.

No sooner than I arrived had I had an unexpected encounter with a mysterious creature. One of Skull Island's deadly inhabitants?

Anyway, the call to adventure was nigh. But in order to get to Skull Island I had other adventures to attend to...

...such as requesting some backup at Skull Island from a childhood superhero (but in all seriousness, The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman is quite spectacular).

...until finally...I FOUND IT! I knew I had struck gold and now it BECKONED me!

...Kong himself in particular

No other soul had DARED venture into this unforgiving realm...hence this very conveniently placed sign.

In case you haven't already guessed, Skull Island is HUGE!

Almost as huge as this rather innocent looking castle next door.

I heard Kong can fight a pack of dinosaurs. Does this include dragons???

Anyway, to cap this all off, here's my review on Skull Island: Reign of Kong

...This gets a 9/10 from me. Spectacular ride experience, incredible amounts of detail along with a pretty decent queueing experience. Definitely worth the queue time.

But that's not all! I leave you with my total ride count.

Islands of Adventure:

• The Amazing Adventures of Spiderman: x5
• Dr Doom's Fear Fall: x2
• Dudley Do-Right's Ripsaw Falls: x1
• Jurassic Park River Adventure: x3
• Forbidden Journey: x4
• Flight of the Hippogriff: x1
• Dragon Challenge: x2 (Chinese Fireball: x1, Hungarian Horntail: x1)
• Hogwarts Express: x1
• Poseidon's Fury: x1
• Skull Island: Reign of Kong: x2

Universal Studios:

• Hollywood Rip Ride Rockit: x2
• Revenge of The Mummy: x2
• Transformers: The Ride: x2
• The Simpsons Ride: x2
• Men in Black: Alien Attack: x1
• Escape from Gringotts: x2