Everything posted by Ellie
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Secret Celebrity Crush
Jacob (from Twilight, sorry) and Katy Perry. My god that lady is gorgeous and she's amazingly nice too
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Songs And Lyrics
*revives topic*Doin' Your Mom- Fatty Spins[Chorus]Doin your mom doin doin your momDoin your mom doin doin your momDoin doin your mom doin doin your momYou know we straight with doin your mom[X2]I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers.Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queenBut her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans.I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup?She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs.Five minutes later she agreed to get with meSo we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity.I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart.I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start.She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again.How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it.She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it.Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little youngTo be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom.[Repeat chorus]I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie.You other brothers can't deny that she's fly.We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that.She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black.But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she aint a chefAnd I blame it on the al-al-al-coholBut If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all.She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez.Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed.She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honestShe likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessnessI br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess.I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this songCause I'm in your house every night doin your mo-om.[Repeat chorus]I'm havin sex with your motherThat makes me beter than you.I'm havin sex with your motherThat makes me better than you.[Guitar solo][Repeat chorus]
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Jobs..
Anyone who just finished 'compulsory education' can work as of 1st July.
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(Double post, teehee)I got rejected from Primark. Too many applicants. FFS.
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Rant
Three different pervert teachers have taken a liking to me over the years. The first rubbed my shoulders, dropped pens to look up my skirt and even once escorted me to the toilet. The second called me babe/sweetheart, invited me back to his office in school one evening and offered me lifts home. The third went to all of the same destinations as me on 'activities week' and stared at me throughout a gym session with a... bulge. Being an all girls' school we do attract a lot of pervs.
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Jobs..
Well the guy who gave me my freeee sprite was nice. Plus, I'm nice, who else could they possibly want?
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Friar Street, the one near the station. (btw, thanks for not replying to my text, d!ckface )
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You guys are so lucky to have jobs. I took the 'wait til after exams' approach which has now proven the worst idea. The McDonalds application was going really well until the store manager told me that the shifts she needs covered I can't legally work because they're too late for under 18s. She was trying to get older staff to switch so she could employ under 18s but no word on that as of yet.Pretty much every store I can think of have no vacancies. Outstanding applications: McDonalds, Hobbs (which was surprisingly on the student jobs website), Pizza Hut (at two restaurants) and Primark. Hurr. That's out of way more than 50 different places. Oh dear. The Primark online application was a joke though, haha. They had a section of 15 multiple choice questions that basically helped them identify whether or not your IQ is above 10.Anyone have any suggestions other than street entertainment or prostitution?
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Thanks guys! It's tomorrow so I'll see how it goes. If I get through that my orientation is on Friday, exciting! Oooh, and I only just noticed your second post, Michaela! That job sounds so perfect for you well done!!
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I have a second interview at McDonalds now, fingers crossed.
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Rant
I don't think it was bad, just a more to-the-point way of pointing out to Will how such things really don't matter anyway near as much as Will believes they do. Who is this 'Seb' that you speak of?
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They've even changed their homepage in response. Definitely a good ending.
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Right, guys. I've had an email back from Boohoo and they've actually looked into it really well. Below is their response to my email and they also sent me other photos of the model which I will post too.Hi Ellie,Thank you for your email into Customer Services.I have been liasing with other departments regarding the model in question, as we wouldn’t accept extremely thin girls to be the image of Boohoo.com, and we do ensure that all models promote a healthy body image. With regards to the model in question, she is a UK dress size 8/10 and the pose used in the shot mentioned below means that, as would happen with other size 8 girls, her ribs are showing. Although the model has now changed, I think the photos attached are the same model during the same 3 day photo shoot, which shows that she does infact look a healthy shape.We do thank you for your comments, and we welcome all concerns or queries from our customers.RegardsJanine FaullCustomer Services ManagerThis is the image I emailed them about:And the images they sent me of the same model:It's nice to know that she's healthy and I'm glad they put the effort to look into it.
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Lol, that's gross. Yea, we had two performances, a piece of coursework and a written exam, though I couldn't tell you the percentages for each. They have the most ridiculous questions that range from a 2 mark 'Who is __' question to a 20 mark 'You are to play __ in the performance. Explain how you would do this'. A very long, boring exam. Definitely the worst I've taken.
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Double post. Ha.RIIIIIIGHT. I hate, in exams, little noises. They distract me so much that I can't think of anything else but them. Today, in my 2 hour drama exam some stupid invigilator had high heels on (this is the one I've had an encounter with before). I politely asked her: could you please take your high heels off, they're very distracting.The b!tch rolled her eyes and scoffed then walked off. EXCUSE ME, B!TCHFACE, I THINK YOU'LL FIND I'M IN AN EXAM. SILENCE IS REQUIRED. I was so tempted to stand up, pull the heels off her feet and hit her in the head with them. Who does she think she is?! It's not like I was rude at all.Some people do annoy me. *breathes* rant over.
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I have an interview at McDonalds. Exciting stuffs. Only thing is I've been told by a friend they only accept people aged 16 years 7 months for something along the lines of health and safety. But eh, I'm of school leaving age and it'd be better to try than not know.Woo.
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That's really creepy. I know many skinny people but nobody I know has a waist like that The tops are probably stretchy, most look it. They're likely pinned at the back to fit the model so that you can get an idea of how it would fit without anything draping? But the mannequin still has a creepily small waist.
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Okay, I've emailed them. I'll let you know when/if I get a reply.