themeparkaddict

Of course they were a euphemism XP. You are SO brave, I now secretly love you, and am considering identity theft. How can you survive those damn things? I've never worked out why I get so bloody scared in them, I know they're just actors and they're going to jump out. Bad times for having a chav in front of you, but good times for the laughs at him I'm guessing you had. I need your

That so wasn't a rant. It was completely right stuff. Wooooop, bananas are amazing, but WHAAAT you went through Thorpe's mazes? All four? Holy sheeps, you're one uber-brave guy. The Curse involved me burying myself in the guy in fronts back, he was brave at least. I was GROPED by the crazy sailors. FoaTS at Alton (pre 9) was cool 'cos look up and the moon will save you. Tell me mor

...HPH scared me at Halloween Hocus Pocus, seriously. There was some stripey guy on the floor who sprung back to life. Now imagine what I'm like in a Fright night maze... (Oh, and sorry for spamming up your comments bit xP)

Egotastic stuff. That was poor. *bong*. The guest bit is actually what makes it SO FANDANGO. If you're stuck outside a ride to tell people to poo off, its so fun to have a good ol' natter and they walk away smiling. I love it when you see people round the park later and they come up and speak to you too. Result…

ROFL! Wee and food. I know absolutely no other people who'd stop to say thats where they'd gone so you don't think they've vanished off the face of the earth. You're just lovely, and also rather funny. Good times. =D

I have absolutely no idea what you mean xD. Samurai's upside-downy spinny roundyness is awesome. Every last bit of it. I'm loving guest interaction too. Sheepie makes you sound so huggable and lovely. You're a good samaritan *tumbleweed moment, bad joke*. I managed to actually make someone fall over just from jumping out fron the X box (bag room). Crazy hippos. Is this your 2nd season

...boo for the 400 character limit. I waffled on about how it'd be cool if Stealth ever opens... *random hugs*. Wack back =D

Oh dear god, I'm so pleased other people end up replying in their own comments I do it a bit too often hehe. I now envy your nickname AND roster! How the heck did you manage that? I'm training on Samurai and X. Guess which I prefer? Tho I've never managed to scare so many people on X. The queueline is almost more fun than the ride =D. They let me go to a training thing on Stealth.

*Massive high five for Thorpe & Chessie being yummy* So Sheepie (I actually secrely want to steal your nickname) whats your favourite ride at Chessington? And are you a rides man? xD

Well I started at Thorpe on Tuesday and it's smiley AMAZINGNESS boxed. Kelly Clarkson is also way cool. And YOU worked at Thorpe too. I'm not just making links here... dum de dum. Are you still at the eye?

Sheepie's COOOOL

Cool bananas. Hippophobic I am. Although I suppose I would try and let a hippo experience the ride as well, if they'd fit on. Perhaps they should have the entire row...! xD

Most hilariously unrelated thing ever. (I've just got your hopes up for nothing, sorry). There's an emergency fire exit in Stealth's queue that goes... into the lake. We were told they generally don't use it. I wonder why.... Although if we could get mrs 10 thorpe park things I hate about you into that queueline and then sound the alarm...!

If donuts = good persuasion I know a certain theme park that does them. Just for heavens sake don't have them and go immediately on Nemesis Inferno. They have an anti-nemesis ingredient in that takes at least dough-y minutes to set in. Om nom nom << made me laugh so much. I've never heard it before, you craaazy lady.

Have you terrified yourself on Saw yet?

Completely good idea. So many people thought Stealth WAS Saw. Haha, WAS is SAW backwards. That's incredibly unamusing but erm, woof? A mum + kids were all upset... until I told them Stealth wasn't Saw, durr. That's almost as stupid as a ride host putting someone on a ride with chavs and not realising who they are. You weren't disguised as a CHAVS were you? *ducks*

Does Stealthy the cow actually LOOK like Stealth? He needs to see a vet. Udder udder boom boom. Wtf?! In 2009, Ellie decided to ride Samurai 'cos Rich the slightly craazy and almost scary ride host was working on it. Uh oh, it's now down there in the written word, like the bible and um, some book by Enid Blyton. You have to ride it now. Mwah.

Pah, really, you expect to ride it next week? Really, you thrill seekers. You want the iconic rides open before Fright Nights. It's shocking. xD

Liking the background in that. I might try to steal it. The cookie'd probably be quite nice too. So Mr James, when're you next coming to SAMURAI. Clearly soon. I cannot believe I spoke to you but didn't recognise you. I blame the chavs. Who I can't remember either, which is a good thing. xD

You Mr, have now been spotted on park two successively sunny days. I can think of absolutely no other words beginning with S but, HOORAH. I think you might be a bit addicted. Look out for Rich on Samurai...but not that one!

Tut Tut. This is now you > http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FD_yDjkRGeI/R03i8pPlpOI/AAAAAAAAAKI/JBK3JUxIZZE/s400/kermit.jpg (*cries* there go my 400 characters). Harold *snigger* was also working on Samurai today, and he would keep loading 6 people into row 6. Every other row, perfect. But there just ain't enough damn seats!

I now officially own your comments bit. It’s being rethemed as Rich RSS. Being a tad over eager here but seeing as I must have basically been blind whilst at work (never seems like work) is my missing you gonna be even WORSE that I actually asked YOU how many of you there were? That last sentence was not intended to fattify you. Also, I secretly enjoy receiving those New Mania Hub Comment e-

Haha! Not at all. You just sounded a bit sheepish with that laugh. Sheepie won't be pleased! You mean I ACTUALLY batched you on? I thought I'd managed to miss you by being the "watchy" person (the only boring bit). I'm shococked (thats excessively shocked). Did I hold the chain thing open for you too?! How the HECK did I miss you? Unless you've had plastic surge

...which I call HALT, YOU GERMAN where no one is actually allowed to move! Good times! Glad you enjoyed my craziness, I got stuck outside Stealth for the last hour... but was rescued by some training people 10 minutes in, and got trained to attend on Stealth.... if it ever works again! Thanks too for your loveliness, which I'm sure I've spelt wrong.

..so try & memorise 5 complete strangers names, then lock two more pods & get to the console remembering them! You HAVE to come again immediately soon, excluding the weekend when I'm not in and get your name sung out by the whole ride!! Thumbs up. I must eStop waffling. If it was me, you'd have seen Rich on my badge *snigger* and noticed my pretty damn odd boarding proc

Noooo. That was probably me, but being the most unobservant person in the universe I never saw you all day. BOO. (That's a boo kind of boo, not the boo, argh! boo). I was brave and did three random 'shout outs'. The op was rather nice you see and let me control the PA thing. I felt powerful. I reckon I'm just about to run out of space.. so message two...