Gemma

Out of interest, who were New Zealand playing when you were their mascot?

I have a friend called Millie on Facebook who has a Formspring and she's been harrased constantly on it. I won't be joining up anytime soon.

I thought I would be clever and sit out in the sun without any lotion on yesterday. I was out there for 2 hours and I came back in with my chest looking like a crab. I think you could fry an egg on my chest it's so hot x( Lesson learned, lotion up next time xD

I thought yesterday afternoon 'Mhmm, why not do some maths revision, with the help of my old friend Mymaths, I haven't been on it in a while'. Now I remember why, I freaking hate this site so much.

Due to being in Kiwi land

My friend Chris may now be stuck in New Zealand or Australia for up to 2 weeks because of the whole volcanic ash situation. He's already been out there for over two weeks. He'll be burnt to a crisp when he comes back x)

I nearly choked on my chewing gum after reading that! xDD

Lmao, damn you've got me beat there!

I went to go see Frankie Boyle least night. My tummy aches from laughing. xD

xD They're cute, but from a distance. And when they're not trying to reproduce with my legs (;

I got my leg humped by a wee little Jack Russell puppy today. :|I really dislike little dogs. :/

My Russell Howard tickets came today! Roll on February 1st in Cardiff! Woohoooo!!!And I'm going to see Frankie Boyle on Sunday, double woohooo!

Oh god I've eaten too much Aldi's continental chocolate icecream for breakfast. :SI scoffed like half the tub :'(

I'm eating an apple at 9:30pm at night and it tastes like poop. All mushy and shizz. Not tasty =(

I hate being the younger sibling in my house, the way they treat me and my sister is unfair. I'm 16 and my older sister has just turned 18 but I'm treated like I'm 6. She's allowed to go out to parties that last till all hours of the morning and the other night she didn't even bother coming home, because she was a huge tw*t and had too much to drink she got sick and my parents had to pick her up. I asked if I could go out for a walk for an hour with my friend this evening because the weather is nice, that instantly got shot down because it's 'too late' but if it had been my sister when she was 16 asking they would of said yes. I would say I'm the more responsible one of us yet I'm treated like a freaking little child, yes I appreciate they worry about me but it's like they don't give two damns what my sister does. Whenever I am let out, I always keep in contact but she never calls or texts to let us know what's going on. It's incredibly fustrating.All I ask for is a little bit of freedom every now and again but the way they act about it you'd think I'd ask to move into my own house or something. And yes I can also appreciate there's just under two years between us but I hate being treated like a little baby at times. >

You brave, brave man. If I wore hats I'd take one off to you!

*cries* If that were my house, I'd actually refuse to go back in it!Speaking of spiders, have you seen those Huntsman Spiders? Out of a fight between us two, the spider would win it hands (or legs ) down. Bad times.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm going to see Russell Howard live in Cardiff next February! I'm so excited ;DTomorrow it will be 10 months, not that I'm counting x)

Words cannot descrtibe just how much I LOVE the IT Crowd!Any other Peep Show fans here? I love this show so much xD

Is there a Youtube video for it? I really wanna hear it now xD

Lmao! The only things I can microwave are noodles and popcorn :DI was going to microwave milk once but I thought 'No Gemma, this will never end well'. I really don't get on with the appliances in my kitchen.

You can microwave them?

Good god! I take my hat off to you ;DBut they're so yummy I find it incredibly hard to stop eating them x)

I've just seen that swearing Scottish parrot and oh my god I have actual tears in my eyes.

I got a C on mine, which I'm quite happy with because our teacher hasn't taught us since October and we only started learning the stuff we needed for our exam Mid December. I'm not paying £19 to re-take!Word of advice, never eat 7 little Maryland cookies and then fall asleep. When you wake up an hour and a half later you'll feel like you WILL vomit. And then don't go and eat a roast tea for your dinner. They never mix well!