Parm Pap

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reliability, has spun round................... budgets have gone, bom and pom, parrrrrrrp, ggooonnnneeeee, the disc span round, and no maintenance can be found

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from the minds that brought you nemesis inferno, and Colossus, prepare... for... stealth ... to not work. very often

has anyone heard any rumours about the door at thorpe park? I have and it goes like this door, door! noise, noise! door... BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

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for now, it May be okay but tomorrow is another day costing money, it's not funny we all like the launch, but the expense is... staunch?

parm pam continuing to post or parm pap going away? the vote is yours but before you vote know this lots more info is now available if you choose to continue your journey with parm pap

grumpy grouchy grumpy grouchy grumpy grouchy

assessments have to take place but it's a high possibility swamp of the volcano, anyone?

some days low wind, some days medium, and some days high

let's come together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony this ride is in trouble but fixes will not be rapid

the painted visuals of the façade promise so much, tantalising the unknown. Click-click-click-click-click BANG through the crash doors! Plunged into darkness. A skeleton lunges at the car out of the darkness. Click-click-click-click-click YUCK there’s something on my face a siren wails causing me to sit up abruptly. We hurtle towards another car; oh, wait, it’s just a mirror. Click-click-click-click-click a witch cackles as we pass on by, and a spider drops from the ceiling. Click-click-click-click-click a ghoul hurtles from above us, brushing the tips of our hair, and we CRASH and BANG through a door into the blinding light of daytime once again. We are discombobulated, bewildered and perhaps changed forever. We will none of us ever be the same again after riding on the GHOST TRAIN.

I don't like splashes, I don't like pipework, erm, I don't like, don't like, lake water, particuarly, I don't like sweeping brushes, I don't like much really do I? but what I do like, I love passionately

hello, merlin manager, can you help us? merlin manager: spoon in mug, spoon in mug, spoon in mug now, mug in tea, mug in tea, mug in teaaaaaaaaaa