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the door at thorpe park
has anyone heard any rumours about the door at thorpe park? I have and it goes like this door, door! noise, noise! door... BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!
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2026 Season
boop beep boop beep boop beep boo boo beep, *head turns round nod nod nod waaaaaaaar, waaaaaaaaaaaaaar, waaaaaaaaaaaaaarr r, clangclang, clang, clang late nights, quiet, wind, and rain, hot sun, too hot, injustice, and cash summer lates, summer lates, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! stones, cars, travel, stones, cars, travel car park, car park, car park car park, ah! ah! summer lates, summer lates, oooooooooooooooooooooooh! our money, our money, our our our money, chin chin! boop bupp boop beep, boop bupp boop beep it all means something summer lates, summer lates, ooooooooooooooooooooooh! scary info, coming soon, whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!
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Stealth
for now, it May be okay but tomorrow is another day costing money, it's not funny we all like the launch, but the expense is... staunch?
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This Or That
parm pam continuing to post or parm pap going away? the vote is yours but before you vote know this lots more info is now available if you choose to continue your journey with parm pap
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Rumba Rapids
assessments have to take place but it's a high possibility swamp of the volcano, anyone?
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Hyperia
some days low wind, some days medium, and some days high
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Stealth
let's come together, right now, oh yeah, in sweet harmony this ride is in trouble but fixes will not be rapid
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Ghost Train - NEW for 2023
the painted visuals of the façade promise so much, tantalising the unknown. Click-click-click-click-click BANG through the crash doors! Plunged into darkness. A skeleton lunges at the car out of the darkness. Click-click-click-click-click YUCK there’s something on my face a siren wails causing me to sit up abruptly. We hurtle towards another car; oh, wait, it’s just a mirror. Click-click-click-click-click a witch cackles as we pass on by, and a spider drops from the ceiling. Click-click-click-click-click a ghoul hurtles from above us, brushing the tips of our hair, and we CRASH and BANG through a door into the blinding light of daytime once again. We are discombobulated, bewildered and perhaps changed forever. We will none of us ever be the same again after riding on the GHOST TRAIN.
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Hyperia
I don't like splashes, I don't like pipework, erm, I don't like, don't like, lake water, particuarly, I don't like sweeping brushes, I don't like much really do I? but what I do like, I love passionately
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2026 Season
hello, merlin manager, can you help us? merlin manager: spoon in mug, spoon in mug, spoon in mug now, mug in tea, mug in tea, mug in teaaaaaaaaaa
- Rumba Rapids
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Park Music
the the piano, the the piano, the the piano, the the piano, p I a n o, guitar, the the guitar, neel neel guitar, guitar guitar, GUITAR, G U I T A R huuur huuur huuur tthhhe electronic bitttt, uuuur huuuur h huuurrrrr h u u u rrrrr r sha la la la la la la
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What thing should belong in Slammer's former space
no no no no-thing, whoooooooooo, no no no no-thing, gling, glong, no no no no-thing, gliidde, woof-woof-woof-woof-woof piano chords, visitor beware, you're in for a scare