Parm Pap

the painted visuals of the façade promise so much, tantalising the unknown. Click-click-click-click-click BANG through the crash doors! Plunged into darkness. A skeleton lunges at the car out of the darkness. Click-click-click-click-click YUCK there’s something on my face a siren wails causing me to sit up abruptly. We hurtle towards another car; oh, wait, it’s just a mirror. Click-click-click-click-click a witch cackles as we pass on by, and a spider drops from the ceiling. Click-click-click-click-click a ghoul hurtles from above us, brushing the tips of our hair, and we CRASH and BANG through a door into the blinding light of daytime once again. We are discombobulated, bewildered and perhaps changed forever. We will none of us ever be the same again after riding on the GHOST TRAIN.

I don't like splashes, I don't like pipework, erm, I don't like, don't like, lake water, particuarly, I don't like sweeping brushes, I don't like much really do I? but what I do like, I love passionately

hello, merlin manager, can you help us? merlin manager: spoon in mug, spoon in mug, spoon in mug now, mug in tea, mug in tea, mug in teaaaaaaaaaa

nothing is coming.

I did say.

the the piano, the the piano, the the piano, the the piano, p I a n o, guitar, the the guitar, neel neel guitar, guitar guitar, GUITAR, G U I T A R huuur huuur huuur tthhhe electronic bitttt, uuuur huuuur h huuurrrrr h u u u rrrrr r sha la la la la la la

no no no no-thing, whoooooooooo, no no no no-thing, gling, glong, no no no no-thing, gliidde, woof-woof-woof-woof-woof piano chords, visitor beware, you're in for a scare

pom pom pom, and then the bom bom bom, and then the pom ba bom

I wish there was news, something big this way comes, the best is a show, unless budgets do come don't stop, flute, flute, flute flute flute

Less.

it all depends on the budget, the cutbacks are rapid and the first thing to go is the intensive costs if lizards happen on the stairs, bom will close the door, a ch ch

speedway roads, take me home, to the place, I belong, amity cove, mountain tophat, take me home, speedway roads

johnny, remember me! yes I'll always remember, and I'll be splashin' in the slosh of the water, until you hear the cry, rumbaaaaaaaaa, remember me! I don't like lakes, I don't like trees, I don't like tunnels and I'll tell ya why, budgets little rapids loves shortnin' shortnin', budgets little rapids loves shortnin' costs bye bye rapids, thank you for the splashy splashes

it's more than that, it's like, we have always been heading for this!

boop beep boop beep boop beep boop boop beep beep beep painting, and track, fence, and budget, cutbacks, new MDs, injustice, and closed no more money, no more money, woooah! food, car parks, passes, food, car parks, passes, no more, no more, no more, no more, ah, ah! no more money, no more money, woooah! our money, our money, our our, our money, our money, our money, chin-chin! "I don't like consistency, I don't like ethics, I don't like don't like human resources, I don't like much really do I, but what I do like, I love passionately"