Parm Pap

hey spooky, how you doing, oh since the light went out there's nothing going light, I just can't sleep alone at night a do do do do a doo!

don't stop dreaming aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dream on

it will be very very very very scary. maybe.

things are a bit unclear, paths veer in different ways. we could be in for an x-citing change, a reverse if you like, or perhaps a smaller, Duel retheme. of course the pass could be renewed but we are not sure. how many sponsorships have you killed? too many to count

I like the pretzel, I like the song, this is my kind of income, it lasts for three weeks long

now look here, ding dong. I will not parp defend the indefensible. but golden goddesses are not invincible. sometimes, they get hungry just like us. and hey, if hyperia's favourite snack comes in the pretzel variety, who are we to deny her such sustenance? okay, ding a dong, if we are to afford more spooks and scares this halloween, we must acquire the budget from something else. pretzel rides do not get built on their own, nor do mazes. these things cost money you know!! and there is none!

up, up and away, oh, have a new day oh you gonna feel so crazy, you're gonna touch the sky, you never felt so hazy DO DO DO DO DO just look around you, it ain't no lie, T A L L E R DO DO DO DO DO DODODODODODO!!!!!!!!!

my favourite part about all this is the nespresso machine. you always know where you are with that. no matter how un-affable the weather is, or how much the spanners get into the works, you know you can pop in your lovely nespresso pod and enjoy a luscious, tasteful refreshment. it really is the best thing about the park of the thorpe of the park, and if I had my way, we would be introducing nespresso machines at the entrance to every ride tomorrow. sadly, I do not often get my way. budgets are tight, you see. the benefit of introducing a nespresso machine at the entrance to each ride would be measurable, but it would not be practical to do on a small budget. there is a lot to think about, such as, if the machine broke would the experience actually be worse than it was before? the thorpe park visitor would then know there was something 'missing' as they would not be able to enjoy the refreshing warmth of a nespresso pod whilst queueing. whereas if we do not introduce the nespresso machines, there will never be anything missing. apart from to me, because I know about nespresso. I know about the potential, the huge benefits and the sheer beauty of the nespresso pod. once you have discovered this for yourself, there is no going back and thorpe park will never feel the same again without nespresso.

do you ever miss the old days of parm pap? the days back when there was exciting stuff upcoming, and we all waited in eager anticipation? now it is all bad news, and parm pap feels obliged to continue sharing. but no horizons are oncoming at the thorpe of the park in the near of the future and we will all miss the excitement of the construction of a new realm of thrills that happened previously if it happens again parm pap will be there. ready. unless, of course, I have left. LL OO LLLLLL.

the autumn shadows descend, bringing forth a truly ponderous and excessively lengthy season of somewhat diminished autumnal delight. Unfortunately, the grand pom ba da bom bom bom event we all eagerly anticipate this year will decidedly not be as spectacularly terrifying or as delightfully immersive as the cherished pom ba da bom bom bom festivities of yesteryear. The primary plum catalyst for this underwhelming turn of events is rooted in rather complex and somewhat obscure pom ba da bom bom bom financial complications that have quietly emerged behind the scenes. Various budgetary constraints and fiscal shortages are quietly forcing the organisers to pom ba da bom bom bom make many difficult decisions regarding the scale and ambition of their plum seasonal attractions. Because of these unfortunate monetary deficits, you will pom ba da bom bom bom likely notice a noticeable scaling back in the overall production value across the park’s famously spooky offerings. The immersive mazes and pom ba da bom bom bom the spectacular roaming entertainment might just lack that extra spark of theatrical brilliance we have come to plum expect from this pom ba da bom bom bom formerly renowned seasonal spectacular. Several beloved scare zones could potentially feature fewer actors and perhaps less elaborate scenic designs to save pom ba da bom bom bom on operating costs during this seasonally significant autumn period. Furthermore, the overarching spooky atmosphere might feel significantly more subdued and much more pom ba da bom bom bom quiet plum than in previous years. These budgetary headaches mean that fewer resources are being allocated toward building intricate props and pom ba da bom bom bom hiring the necessary legion of terrifying performers needed to bring the nightmares fully to life this autumn season for everyone involved. pom ba da bom bom bom Ultimately, the overall immersive experience is expected plum to be quite lackluster and somewhat disappointing compared to the thrilling standards we pom ba da bom bom bom are all quite accustomed to enjoying during these otherwise festive and fun times at the park.

reliability, has spun round................... budgets have gone, bom and pom, parrrrrrrp, ggooonnnneeeee, the disc span round, and no maintenance can be found

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo moooooorrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, our days of getting records are past uuuusssss, parp parp, parp parp sstttrrrriiiiinnnnnngggggggsssssssss! and now it's gone, it's all gone, the site will stay empty until the folds of the leaves and the patents pass through stubbornly parp parp blanket blar blar blar blar blanket strings, nothing will be coming for a long while yet, and even then, there has been an absolute deciation of the budget, we had so much planned. I'n so sorry that it ended like this. parp parp parp parp ! !!

from the minds that brought you nemesis inferno, and Colossus, prepare... for... stealth ... to not work. very often

has anyone heard any rumours about the door at thorpe park? I have and it goes like this door, door! noise, noise! door... BBBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

boop beep boop beep boop beep boo boo beep, *head turns round nod nod nod waaaaaaaar, waaaaaaaaaaaaaar, waaaaaaaaaaaaaarr r, clangclang, clang, clang late nights, quiet, wind, and rain, hot sun, too hot, injustice, and cash summer lates, summer lates, ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! stones, cars, travel, stones, cars, travel car park, car park, car park car park, ah! ah! summer lates, summer lates, oooooooooooooooooooooooh! our money, our money, our our our money, chin chin! boop bupp boop beep, boop bupp boop beep it all means something summer lates, summer lates, ooooooooooooooooooooooh! scary info, coming soon, whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!