Mark9

Why don't I remember you posting this. I was more tired then anything. I love alcohol abuse.

Thanks for the link to that Pete, woke up a few memories there. Vampire is still good but back then it really was extra special. I just can't believe its been 7 years already.

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry."This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??""Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

Emo NoGay.. yes

I see you as a My Chemical Romance, Nightmare before Christmas kinda girl, bloody emos

I object to being classed with those two. Although in saying that the rest of you do seem to like bands that like hoodies. I have a hooded pullover but I don't like those sort of things. I just saw a pic of David Tennant in a kilt... yum yum

I'm doing Antony & Cleopatra for A2 and its absolutely fantastic. I love Shakespeare, the guy simply deserves his status as the greatest writer of all time.

Congratulations, but where were Northern Ireland in the Rugby world cup ro the last few football tournaments. Of course people forget the last 10 years achievements, its only ever about the present.

Congratulations, but where were Northern Ireland in the Rugby world cup ro the last few football tournaments. Of course people forget the last 10 years achievements, its only ever about the present.

Its only really forgotten because we dont live in Italy and have 3 Merlin parks near us. Anywho looks alright, still nothing there to attract me over.

You guys are in, Boyd's already there

How can people really think London is crap, its the bloody capital of the country. There's thousands of things to do, just need to organize something of relevance that more then one person wants to do.

Jose may be a tosser but he gets results. Would you rather have a nice guy who gets fired for being crap or an arsehole who wins trophies. I know which I'd prefer.

I've snogged two girls in my life... GO SHEEPIE!

no spamming Seb....

Tut Tut Seb telling 3 of the admins NOT to post pictures when they run the forum; not a good move!

If it helps you have Posh's hair style

The 90'shmm.

Baring in mind that was in the late 90's I don't think thats a problem...

LOL LOL LOLThat was a memorable night.. I don't remember it at all

tarts then, whya re they tarts?

Considering most of them have had children Id like to see them still be as skinny as they were 10 years ago. Also why are they sluts?

I didn't with my first boyfriend but I did with my second. The whole day had really built up to the moment to be honest and it felt right, you know what I mean.

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