25 things that are better then Tornado at Bakken
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Tornado at Bakken is one of the worst rollercoasters I have ever had the misfortune of riding. It is so atrociously bad that it made me wonder what 25 things are better then it. Here is what I came up with and I hope you enjoy reading.
1. Being kicked in the testicles
2. Going to the Dentist
3. Riding Furius Baco none stop for an hour
4. Crashing your car into a wall
5. Being mugged
6. Having to endure a queueline at PortAventura
7. Driving in Italy
8. Being sick after a heavy night out drinking
9. Getting the Victoria line during rush hour
10. Sitting next to someone with body odour on a packed out London bus
11. Watching Holby City
12. Enduring homophobic abuse
13. Going all the way to Towers and finding out the Smiler is closed
14. Reading Theme Park Review
15. Being insulted by Robb Alvey
16. Shopping at Asda
17. Shopping at Primark
18. Eating Brocolli
19. Eating Brussel Sprouts
20. Flying with Ryanair
21. Being stuck in a lift with someone who has just farted
22. Queuing for Colossus on one train operation
23. Living next to very loud neighbours
24. Riding Saw. At all.
25. Visiting Chessington during the 2013 season
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