Merry-go-girl

So did they get back to two trains for the bank-holiday weekend?

Oh dear, did my joke go horribly wrong? That normally only happens on the Daily Mail commenting section.

Look I get that we all get frustrated when staff can't deliver effective throughput, but calling them dummies is a bit much.

Maybe they had been struggling through this spring drought the same way my pond has.

It's a no-brainier though, Britain loves trains.

Unless there's an actual technical reason I can't see them getting away with telling small groups they can't ride together.

I feel like someone's really late for April 1st.

Maybe the parts did get delivered but they were left at the gate and the gypsies had off with them?

Kids adore digger pits. Although theoretically you could just toss a bunch in Neptune's Beach.

A strax is no match for my real life geek clobbering powers.

Bob the Builder....still more preferable than Dr. Who I guess.

Bingo.

Just because you personally find the zoo additions boring does by no means make them superfluous.

Ah the Black Forest Chateau Organist, may you forever give me a sense of unease when I eat at a theme park. Hopefully your spirit still plays merrily when the park goes quiet at night.

It was horrendous back in July. Nothing worse then queuing ages for a ride you're not that fussed about going on and not even being able to have a conversation to pass the time.

Unless Paramount build their park using nothing but second (or third) hand materials from old rundown theme parks they'll already be miles ahead of Merlin.

Still sounds like it fits the theme well.

Pre-show....uh oh.

As sad as it is foggy mirrors add a better atmosphere then blank walls.

If Paramount London does come to light it should have a very interesting affect on Merlin's parks. Competition like they've never seen before.

Auto-correct. Because if life wasn't full of enough spelling mistakes.

Oh dear, many complaints coming out of Chessington today. People are really not liking the reserve ride system on Vampire, mainly because they don't actually understand it. 75 minute wait for Safari Skyway, ouch!

We're also missing the likelihood that the perfume bottle is a red-herring, or a cryptic clue. Isn't the advantage of a cattle pen the fact that you can completely modify it at whim? Sure a themed queue line helps reduce boredom a tiny bit but in reality you're still just going to stand there looking at your phone 90% of the wait.

Horrible Histories? Sounds like they'd be rebuilding rooms straight out of Phantom Phantasia. Hmm....

.... God this is the absouloute worst part. We have just enough crumbs to speculate wildly, but in reality we have nothing.