Merry-go-girl

Do the towels have an insignia? Are they worth pinching?

Glad this guy was able to see the funny side of it all. ^

I feel like there should be an extra colour in your legend entitled, 'don't even bother' for peak summer and Fright Nights days.

I'm fine with a strip and overhaul inside but the building itself is such a part of the park's history it would be a tragedy to demolish it. I think if they improve it's use in the park certain people would see it less as an object for disdain. Like Burnt Stub Mansion in Chessington, putting a quasi haunted house in there was perfect, the Dome just needs a creative mind.

Uh-oh, what sort of damage did people have done?

You're not planning to go next week are you? It'll still be pretty busy that week.

It's the week before Schools go back, AKA Hell Week. On account of the queues literally descending into hell.

Last year my nieces (4 and 7) queued up for Truckers for about 30 minutes and at no point did either of them lose the smile on their face. It was their ride choice and they just coped with the wait by playing with each other. They were just so wrapped up in the theme park excitement they didn't have a chance to get impatient.

Trick or Treat Wood sounds like it's either going to be amazingly wonderful, or shockingly crap. I don't anticipate much middle ground, we'll either love it or hope for another heater fire.

I would if I could. *folds arms, mumbles in the corner*

Because that's when I go, and have a lovely time to boot.

Then we might be in for a slightly less heaving Halloween season across the parks. Too bad this looks to be the year I have no chance of attending.

Wait a minute....

^ Sounds like kinky fun-time.

I observed the exact same thing last year, mountains of complaints about people spending their entire day queuing. But people keep rolling up. Seems that with the ever exploding population in this world we're begrudgingly getting used to little payoff for our patience.

Advertising yes, but at that pace they'll have the fairy-lights up on October 12th.

It didn't strike me as the right time to start punning.

If they draped some fake grass cover over the pumpkins they'd almost completely eliminate the seasonal issue.

Wait, is this how we get statins?

Gorgeous! ... But it's August.

I wonder what that does for the water quality.

If it's Ripper themed will riders need to assume the identity of late 18th century hookers? Because I think a lot of people will have the teeth down but the cockney accents are going to be terrible.

I'd love to see Amity Cove in a real life Thunderstorm, you can't engineer effects that cool.

Merlin saved Bubbleworks by arranging a sponsor to pour money into the ride and bring it back from the brink. Yeah, what Imperial Leather did sucks, but without them and their money there'd probably be no Bubbleworks at all today.

“I’m pretty spot on at reading and predicting people’s behaviour, attitudes, etc and I think it’ll be disappointing . An anti-climax.” “I can see why [Nick Varney would] say game changer. But from what I’m picturing with the details I was given it didn’t appeal to me, and I imagine he’s probably biased!” Wouldn't trust this guy to review a box of chocolates.