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Granted, but you're allergic to all dairy products.I wish I had a third arm.

Granted, but you don't have enough to time got to parks as a guest.I wish I was a Dragon on Dragons' Den.

Agreed. The theme and the theming of it is still good, but it still never matches up to to older version. In my opinion, Loggers is the best Flume out of the Merlin parks, possibly the UK.

So now I'm the "biggest douche on the planet" who should be "dead".Lovely. I seriously hate people.

That was my aim. I confused myself.I'll let someone else corrupt your wish.

I'm not 100% sure...

Oh yeah.

Photos?

Appears to be the best cure for such terrible hangovers...

You better have checked out Zeus' underwear!

Granted, but it'd be corrupt.I wish that this wish would not be a wish for wishful thinking for a wish to become true?

Granted, but it's sh!t.I wish I was Paul the Octopus.

Granted, but you'd be an illegal alien.I wish I could pause time...

I completely agree with that to be honest. Such a fanboy-ish nitpick of a rant as well. XDThat's another reason why I cannot stand Slammer. "Please board The Slammer..."

I agree with what Mark is saying, but I also understand the other side. People sometimes need to get the stupid little things off their chest, and this is the best place to. What I hate is when people go over dramatic on little things. The whole 'I hate my life cause I can't go on holiday' for example. That is the one thing that annoys me off the most to be honest. My holiday consists of travelling from 6am-4pm 2 days, and spending the other 2 days with my great aunt. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy it, but it's not exactly what I'd plan as my annual holiday. But I don't complain. But when people complain on how they can't go abroad this year or whatever, it just annoys me slightly. So yeah, just thought I'd add completely nothing to the conversation and waste my own time, as everyone appears to be watching the football.. :/

Classic!

Chocolate Digestives. Green grapes or red grapes?

I understand how you feel - having been in a very similar situation myself.In all honesty, she's not for you. She can tell the signs are there but doesn't want to follow them. All you have is a teenage crush and that's all it will ever be. Don't stop being friends with her, but don't expect any more. The feelings you have for her will pass, just don't let the ones you have now cause you to become love sick.I know I'm being a bit up front, but please don't take it as me being harsh, I'm just saying what I think is best.

As shocking as that is, I love the term 'Special case' for Jeremy Kyle. I know it's a twisted to laugh at the misfortune of others, but I just like the phrasing of it.. But yeah, you do have to wonder what on earth is happening nowadays..

Okay, that's made me lose some respect for you as a person and has made me question how kind I was with my views. I understand the whole idea of 'Why be Normal?' Very clever marketing idea and something you do see from professional programmes and such. However, the point is that it isn't funny and your doing it for the sake of doing it? If so, then well,

Actually, I do, considering the target market of the audience for those attractions.. Corrected.

My views on this.It was intended as fun, yes. You seemed to enjoy yourself and your intentions weren't bad. However, if I was a guest, I wouldn't appreciate have silly string be squirted at me. I think this sort of thing is more suited to Thorpe were the target market is of a similar age range to you. That's my honest view.Also, the theming and that, that's just a why? Doesn't look good and is just anti-social in my eyes. It's stuff like this which gives teenagers the bad names that are viewed in the press. That's what disappoints me most about this whole thing.

Bookface. :DErm, Rawr or Roar?

Let's see here...Take photos.Talk to friends. Watch the rides.Stare at people. Stare aimlessly at random things. Mouth the announcements. Sing / Hum to the music.DO THE THORPE PARK ROLLER COASTER DANCE!

Thank goodness it was just a misinterpretation!