Jake C

I havent been here a while and hope to make a fresh start as looking back on my past posts some of the sound ridiculous and stupid.Any way my rant is about my mum.She decided that taking a family holiday to Cornwall would be really fun! First of all I hate holidaying in England, I find it such a british thing to do. all the people here are all British tourist. I hate British people! (sorry if that offends anyone, by the way I am British) secondly she has booked it right in the middle of my GCSE's so right now I'm supposed to be back in lovley Twickenham at school learning about useless stuff that ill only ever need for my exams. But because of my mums bright idea I am stuck in a small room glued to Sam Learning which is teaching me F**k all! The best part of it all is we are staying in a "lovley" Room on top of a night club which dosent close till 2 in the morning.I can swear to you now there are still people down there now though and it is now 3.15! F**k this holiday!Jake

Eminem- cold wind blows

better then last year when it would have been something likestealth-closedcolosus-closedsaw-did not open till 12

square dance - eminem

I think emeinem is one of the best lyricists in the world(not sure lyrcists is a real world)the best line has to be from 'my moms gone crazy' It's like my mother always told me[Eminem Impersinates His Mom]Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana Rana,and codeine and goddamit, you little mother****erIf you aint got nothin' nice to say then don't say nothin'uh..makes me laugh every time.

I am so excited about this show, I evan have count down on my computer . I think I'm more excited about this then was for saw the ride.

has been here longer then me but not posted as many times as me .

I have some really strange craze for eminem right now, his lyrics are amazing! my friends keep telling me I could be gay for him , like that guy from the song stan.

dislikes westham for some very strange reasson

ahh sorry I did not realize you had linked two topics. and about the over looking things like I said it just a pet peeve of mine, I know people might not have things to say about the post.

I hate it when my post gets overlooked sorry its a massive pet peeve of mine. any way about the trill thing at the end of the day it was little ken who posted that and he does have a tendency to get up peoples backs. I dont have anything agianst you btw little ken.

in 10 years time the park would be like this for me:transylvaniawill have been expanded around the back of vampire with black buccaneer being put behind there. it will consist of 3 rides.Vampirethe ride will have been left the same colour with vines growing out of the supports and curling up the cat walks. the queue will be extendend up the path its currently on to form a cattle pen round that area. the layout will be the same but with more foot choppers around the ride. the sign will be updated and so will the station.bloody marypreivously black buccaneer, the ride boat will be rusted up a bit and will have big chunks missing off it.blood factorypreviously the bubble works. it will be a tour round the vampire blood factory. the story will be that vampires need to live off of human blood. this will be shown in a comedy way using the same chracters that the bubble works currently uses. they will be dressed up diffrently either as vampires or humans. the same props will be used but changed IE the hot tub wil change into the blood bath and the carnival will be changed into a freak carnival. at the end there is a twist as you go up the lift a voice says it now your time to be drained of your blood instead of the fountin sceen you will be confronting the owner of the factory and he will be trying to get you wet by getting you with his special powers. effects like water being splashed at you for his special powers.pirates cove will be no more along with market square and toy town. along with rides and buildings that currently occupy these areas.in this space the zoo will be expanded with a sort of snowey theme, this is probley the biggest of all the expansions a penguin enclosure will added and will be bigger then the one at sea world. there will be a simulator based on exploring the artic to find polar bears. at the end of the ride you will end up in a polar bear enclosure. this will be in the space that toy town occupys. sky way will still exist but will start in the picnic area located right of the explorers gate, the ride will take you behind the vampire and bring you over the zoo then will turn into the penguin area then make its way back to the entrance. the will be a completley new system with longer trains, that move a little quicker. mexicanawill remain in tact with abit of a spouse up runawy train will have been removed though but not replaced. paw prints will also be removed along with childrens zoo.rameses revenge will be moved back into the area that runaway train occupied.tomb blaster will be updated abit but other then that will remain were it is.rattle snake will be removed to, this is to make room for a launch ride. this will take up all of the space from rameses to were the sky ride entrance used to be. olmec-the new launch ride themed on a bull that has escaped and is chargin round the streets of mexicana this will be heavily themed to look like a market in mexicana. the ride will take a right out of the station and launch to 50mph it will travle around a 55feet overbanked turn, it will ten go over a bunny hill into a second overbanked turn. then will do a 2nd bunny hill under the first the ride will then come up and spiral into a helix and travle under the station into a head choper. it will then come into the breaks and return to the station.and that is my chessington for 2020:)

I think we need a TPM court room .

how did you know that I like that one so much?loves that girl singer AKA justin bieber

lives in kent and puts words into josh R's mouth

why do my teachers decide I'm depressed?today in school I was called out of class to talk to the school pupil help zone to ask me questions about home life. I asked why I was there they told me teachers had been telling them I was all depressed in lessons. after asking me about 8 questions they came to a conclusion that I should seek specialist help!!! if I'm honest I dont think ive theres been a happier time in my life, the last couple of months have been really good! I now have an amzing girl freind, my results have drasticly improved and ive got a decent job. the only dissapointing thing in my eyes is westham .so right now I want to know why the school thought I needed 'specialist' help.

I have rode rage on my own but thats not at thorpe.I have ridden stealth with a freind and no one els on the train.spiderman ride universal last ride of the day just me :blink:I think thats it.

anyone know when the hurricane seasson is in orlando?

I went a few weeks ago, so here are my tips.1.if you stay in a hotel you get to go into the disney park 2 hour early, make use of this on space mountin and buzz light year space ranger spin.2. after buzz light year pick up a thunder mountin fast pass then head to indiana jones. then let the rest of the day follow3.you only need a day in the studios if you plan right, get on rock n roll coaster and amergeddon first, then watch the stunt show and leave crushes coaster till the last 10 mins of the day as it queues reach 1 hour even on quiet days.4. the only rides to avoid are the flying carpets and cars rally.5. eat at the blue lagoon atleast once!6.watch the bufflo bills wild west show, very funny.

back from Cedarpoint, it was good

ehh, I guess it was more of a rant, anyway sorted it out now. guess it did not really sound like a rant though .

big problamo!!!I have booked plane flights to orlando in october, I thought I had booked them for the 25th but instead by mistake I have booked them for the 18th, this was using expedia.does anyone know if ill be able to change them?

cedar point in about a week!!!!! I'm so excited you dont understand!! after a year of wating its finaly going to happen I'm going!

thats an excuse? hehe.