Coaster

I'm sick of Chessington this year! Last year they actually made a bit of effort with theming the park and opening three rides, what the hell is wrong with them? Why have they gone so far down the pan this year? Not amused!

It doesn't say that anywhere on the website, and surely they would be promoting that?

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Nemesis Inferno (6) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (2) Rush (5) Samurai (3) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (7) Stealth (6) Storm in a Teacup (2) Swarm (8) Tidal Wave (5) X (6) Stealth + Storm in a Teacup -

How and where did you get a Valhalla hoodie? I've never seen them on sale!

Dragon's Fury (5) Vampire (5) Rattlesnake (6) Runaway Train (5) Dragon Falls (5) Bubbleworks (5) Black Buccaneer (5) Kobra (5) Monkey Swinger (5) Peeking Heights (4) Rameses Revenge (5) Tomb Blaster (5) Safari Skyway (5) Seastorm (5) Carousel (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bouncers (5) Madagascar Show (5) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (5) Griffin's Galleon (5) Canopy Capers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Zufari (5) Rattlesnake + Runaway Train -

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (4) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Nemesis Inferno (6) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (4) Rush (5) Samurai (4) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (7) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (3) Swarm (7) Tidal Wave (5) X (5) Storm in a Teacup - Nemesis Inferno +

Dragon's Fury (7) Vampire (5) Rattlesnake (6) Runaway Train (4) Dragon Falls (5) Bubbleworks (5) Black Buccaneer (5) Kobra (5) Monkey Swinger (5) Peeking Heights (5) Rameses Revenge (6) Tomb Blaster (5) Safari Skyway (5) Seastorm (5) Carousel (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bouncers (5) Madagascar Show (5) Jungle Bus (1) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (6) Griffin's Galleon (4) Canopy Capers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (6) Zufari (5) Dragon's Fury + Jungle Bus -

Dragon's Fury (6) Vampire (5) Rattlesnake (6) Runaway Train (2) Dragon Falls (5) Bubbleworks (5) Black Buccaneer (5) Kobra (5) Monkey Swinger (5) Peeking Heights (5) Rameses Revenge (6) Tomb Blaster (5) Safari Skyway (5) Seastorm (5) Carousel (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bouncers (5) Madagascar Show (5) Jungle Bus (4) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (6) Griffin's Galleon (5) Canopy Capers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Zufari (5) Dragon's Fury + Runaway Train -

Air (5) Battle Galleons (6) Driving School (5) Doodle Doo Derby (4) Duel (5) Enterprise (5) Frog Hopper (5) Galloper's Carousel (5) Heave Ho! (5) Hex (5) Ice Age 4D (5) Marauders Mayhem (5) Nemesis (6) Nemesis Sub Terra (6) Oblivion (6) Ripsaw (5) Rita (3) Riverbank Eye Spy (5) Runaway Mine Train (5) Twirling Toadstool (5) Blade (4) The Flume (5) The Smiler (5) Th13teen (5) Sonic Spinball (5) Skyride (5) Squirrell Nutty Ride (5) Submission (5) Nemesis + Rita -

Colossus (6) Depth Charge (4) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (4) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (4) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (7) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (3) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) X (6) Colossus + Storm in a Teacup -

Hopefully it will look nicer than The Crash Pad did though.

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (4) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (4) Loggers Leap (5) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (4) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (7) Stealth (5) Storm in a Teacup (4) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) X (6) Swarm + Flying Fish -

I wouldn't, but when they con you like that it's not right.

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (2) Loggers Leap (5) Banana Ride (4) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (7) Stealth (6) Storm in a Teacup (5) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) X (6) X + Banana Ride -

Whilst on the subject of Oakwood, I've just remembered Waterfall. That's the only ride anywhere that I won't go on. I used to go on it when I was younger, but I won't anymore.

There's a POV of it on YouTube - It looks very poor.

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (4) Loggers Leap (5) Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (5) Stealth (6) Storm in a Teacup (5) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) X (5) Slammer + Flying Fish -

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr Monkeys Banana Ride (3) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (2) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (10) Stealth (6) Storm in a teacup (3) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (3) X (6) Stealth + Vortex -

Don't try walking up the lift hill backwards or anything though!

Air (5) Battle Galleons (6) Driving School (5) Doodle Doo Derby (5) Duel (5) Enterprise (5) Frog Hopper (5) Galloper's Carousel (5) Heave Ho! (5) Hex (5) Ice Age 4D (4) Marauders Mayhem (5) Nemesis (5) Nemesis Sub Terra (6) Oblivion (6) Ripsaw (5) Rita (4) Riverbank Eye Spy (5) Runaway Mine Train (5) Twirling Toadstool (5) Blade (5) The Flume (5) The Smiler (5) Th13teen (5) Sonic Spinball (5) Skyride (5) Squirrell Nutty Ride (5) Submission (4) Oblivion + Rita -

Dragon's Fury (5) Vampire (5) Rattlesnake (5) Runaway Train (5) Dragon Falls (5) Bubbleworks (5) Black Buccaneer (5) Kobra (5) Monkey Swinger (5) Peeking Heights (5) Rameses Revenge (6) Tomb Blaster (5) Safari Skyway (5) Seastorm (5) Carousel (5) Flying Jumbos (5) Jungle Bouncers (5) Madagascar Show (5) Jungle Bus (4) Tuk Tuk Turmoil (5) Griffin's Galleon (5) Canopy Capers (5) Toadie's Crazy Cars (5) Hocus Pocus Hall (5) Zufari (5) Rameses Revenge + Jungle Bus -

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr Monkeys Banana Ride (4) Nemesis Inferno (7) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (2) Rush (5) Samurai (5) SAW: The Ride (5) Slammer (9) Stealth (5) Storm in a teacup (4) Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (4) Nemesis Inferno + Banana Ride -

Colossus (5) Depth Charge (5) Detonator (5) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr Monkeys Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (6) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (5) Rush (5) Samurai (5) Saw: The Ride (5) Slammer (6) Stealth (5) Storm in a teacup (4) Swarm (5) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (3) X (6) Slammer + Vortex -

Chief Rangers Carousel (1) Colossus (6) Depth Charge (6) Detonator (6) Flying Fish (5) Loggers Leap (5) Mr Monkeys Banana Ride (5) Nemesis Inferno (5) Quantum (5) Rocky Express (5) Rumba Rapids (3) Rush (5) Samurai (4) Saw: The Ride (5) Slammer (9) Stealth (6) Storm in a teacup (4) Swarm (6) Tidal Wave (5) Vortex (2) X (7) Colossus + Vortex -

It would probably cost more than that, but still not too much for a park of Thorpe's size to invest.