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It may as well be I'd like to point out if any other park did this Marc would have a field day.

Samurai, Slammer, Rush, Quantum and Banana Ride unavailble.

I actually like being told on here what rides are closed. I hate going onto the TP website and beeing greeted with THE HOME OF STEALTH nonsense.

I'm sorry *cries

Sarcasm is obviously lost on you Joe.. you being so young and all

Considering this is the first thorpe blast how can we compare them. Just becuase Thorpe have held firework's in the past does not mean these are going to be anything like them. I'd also like to know Joe's reasons for prefering Fright nites considering this is Alton's first scarefest.Anywho.. neither.Earth in 2010 or Earth in 2055Exactly..

Wow great. Thats crazy, someone oging to fright nites :|

*Turns on Toadies parking track (H)

668 people in an hour And here are the numbers to proove it. Runaway seats 38 people so this is to let you know how many seats were filled35 31 35 32 32 33 31 34 37 30 34 31 37 36 33 34 35 35 28+ 3 disabled ridersWooo

Thats because hes thinking of having a threesome..........with Stealth, Inferno and Colossus of course!

MARC IN THORPE WAS AWESOME SHOCKERby Mark GilbertThe world was taken by storm today when Marc Simpson declared his trip awesome this evening. Previous trips have been called brilliant, amazing and "the best trip ever". This shocking news report comes as we get news that three, yes three rides at the theme park are closed. (cont. on page 4,5 and 6)

I cannot be the only bi surely!

I don't know how but somehow music in the queueline created tension. Parituclarly if your a younger adult and you are already slightly frightened of the ride you'll notice the ticking clock, the electric sounds from the music far more. Fear and adrenaline heighten the senses which is why it seems to be on most rides pre 2007. Think of Vortex's calmer music, Slammer's fire sounds, Rush's upbeat loading music.

Based on golfing ability it has to be Joe Pink or red??

I like Code Orange. It must be the most randomly named code for something it doesn't even represent ever!

followed by.. where .I called a code 6 yesterday. Scary..

CODE 9 IN PROGRESS ALL TEAM LEADERS TO RESPOND IMMEDIATELY!

its almost like we are turning into South parks Oh and a code red at Chessington is a major ride incident... is it the same thing at Thorpe

London EyeBacon or digital photography?

Your mum!Doctor or pepper?

Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (no no)Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)Cos I've been sitting back, no chance of falling, hoping that nothing ever blows (yeah yeah)Boy, did you ever think that loving would be nothing more than walking me home? (no no)Did you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah!Did you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? (Wo-oooh-oooh) No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah, yeahYeah, yeah[Repeat x3]I can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is sayingLover, come and get me, get meBut for a while I dopped that d-d-dirty style and I discoveredThat it's sexy, sexyBut you're knock knock knocking again, boyWoah oh, good aint good enough, gonna keep you waitingKnock knock knocking again, boyWoah oh, get your sugar rush and do a little chasingDid you tell him? No, no, noGive him kisses? No, no, noWhisper honey? No, no, noYou're delicious? Hell no!Were you dancing? No, no, noSweet as toffee? No, no, noYou get his number? No, no, noGet him out for coffee? Hell yeah!From top to bottom, I'm a woman sunshine(No, no, no)(Whisper honey? No, no, no)(You're delicious)Ain't no damn reason you'll be leaving my side(You get his number? No, no, no)(Get him out for coffee?)I give you nothing 'til you show me something, something(No no no) SomethingCos damn good loving's what I''m really wanting, wanting, (I'm wanting you baby)(Get him out for coffee)Hell yeah!Woo-ooh-oohWoo-ooh-oohI can't deny no way my d-d-dirty mind is sayingLover, come and get me, get meBut for a while I dropped that d-d-dirty style and I discoveredThat it's sexy, sexy[Repeat]Sexy, sexyWoo-ooh-oo-ooh

Who wants to say thorpe has good reliability now. 4 of its main rides are closed!

Then whats the Sunken garden, a portal to another universe?

Yay Area 2 for young Dann!

I wish the Germans at Holiday park were as efficient