The security guard at my shop seems to think I'm "The Man" and that I ask to stand at the front of the shop on sale so I can get girls numbers...Apparently it's not obvious?He asked me today what was wrong, I said tired, he said "Yea, I know you been gettin' the pussy".He ALWAYS says things to me like that. "Yea, you like da pussy?!"Today he asked what subjects I took at college, I said dance, and he asked if there were girls in the class. I said I was the only male par one. He almost had a fit over the fact I was apparently nailing all 12 girls in my dance class...That word's just so... Odd.Anyone else have similarly related problems? Or is it just my perverted security guard?