I agree with georgie... comedy geniusssssI have no decent jokes :angry:how about....There was a boat that was shipwrecked on an uninhabited island. On it there was 2 Irishmen, 2 Scotsmen, 2 Welshmen and 2 Englishmen.After a year the 2 Scots had started up a distillary, making whiskey. The two Welshmen had started a Choir. The two Irishmen were fighting on the beach and the 2 Englishmen were still on the boat waiting to be formally introduced. :angry:Billy Connelly (is that spelt right? I can never spell his surname)..... woop woop! .. 'Tis better when he tells it