haha!!!!!!!!!!!!! it might be cuz I'm sad.. but those cracked me up... hahaaI have a long joke... if no one minds <_<its not that funny but made me giggle when I first heard itGeriatric WeddingJacob, age 92 and Henrietta, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married.They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a chemist…Jacob suggests they go in, Jacob addresses the man behind the counter; “Are you the owner?”The Pharmacist answers “yes”.Jacob: “We are about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”Pharmacist: “Of course we do”Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”Pharmacist: “All kinds,”Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?”Pharmacist: “Definitely,”Jacob: “Medicines for memory problems, arthritis, jaundices?”Pharmacist: “Yes a large variety … the works!”Jacob: “What about Vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”Pharmacist: “Absolutely.” Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes. Why do you ask? Can I help you any more?”Jacob says to the Pharmacist: “Yes, we’d like to nominate your store as our Bridal Gift Shop!”