David

lol Michaela =D Did that hurt?? lol, staff get to test every ride every morning? If so... I'm going to TP to work >!!!<

haha I'm the same XD In our Physics Text Book there was a picture of Oblivion, to describe Gravity... It started a nice double lesson conversation about alton towers XD And the amount of times we talk about TP is kinda sad... >.>

Yes I saw it and was like.. wow that looks cool xDAnd the tunnel has now definitely gone up in my opinion, normally it was just a close your eyes before you get blinded by water vapour and now it looks kinda cool X)

Went today after school for 2 hours.Ride CountNemesis Inferno - 2Colossus - 1Rumba Rapids - 1Loggers Leap - 1Rocky Express - 1Samurai - 1Zodiac - 1Quantum - 2Not bad for 2 hours xDWe went to saw at 5:40 and the queue was shut which really sucked :/ All rides except Slammer were up which was cool, and I only had three issues.1) A run-in with a rude staff member outside Zodiac, he barged me out of the way with toilet rolls, inside of moving around just barged in to me... Rude >.>2) I got cut by a leaf or a vine on Colossus just before the first corkscrew. It stopped bleeding after a few minutes but even now it's still stinging...3) The Queue Time Board said 10 minutes for Colossus... When we got there the queue's were past the '60 Minutes From Here' stage, luckily we saw htis from the bridge and decided to go on it later XDThank you Becky for making my Rumba Rapids ride fun XD If you read this.. well done =D And also another guy who was on Nemesis, called umm I can't remember. He had blonde spiky hair and glasses though, you were nice to talk to when I was waiting on the stairs in the queue

Lucky you :/ The shop keeper in Saw Shop on 9th May said they were sold out then as well :/ The syringe pens got banned from our school for some stupid unknown reason XDD

Year 10 Secondary School, aged 15 I know I could get work experience at Legoland, but TP would be better, even if just like taking notes and following people around all day

Do Thorpe Park take Work Experience Applications? I have one week to get my form back in for Work Experience, and would love to work at Thorpe Park for a week

Well I don't know any staff but the name Rachael comes to mind, and also there was this awesome lady last year in August in Lost City. She was very enthusiastic and also wore those old sports car goggles =D I can't remember her name. Now I want to meet 'Alfonso' Sounds like a fun guy Now with the Stall people. On my visit some guy called Anil threw the basketball at my friend and then shouted at him for not catching it when we were heading to Saw... I think we were all a bit like "seriously, did that just happen?" and walked away... But it was taking the P... However there was a night guy who was cheering on the little boy who was throwing the hoops around the pillars on the floor. But I agree that those people are way too pushy!

LostSpooksFamily GuyThe SimpsonsEastendersWaterloo RoadX FactorHeroesBrothers & SistersBalamory! ScrubsThe InbetweenersSkinsHolby CityCasualtyFTW =D

Maybe she is Jigsaw's apprentice?? Amanda

Hah, I refuse to go in the FN mazes because my friend Charlotte has the scar to prove that she got stabbed by a syringe-wielding nurse in The Asylum in the arm. And yes, she was so freaky lol The way she just follows you up the stairs =DD And a woman, about 20-25 ran out the SRQ for me =D Was so funny ^^

lol was that on the 9th? I saw a woman from the queue run down the stairs and peg it out of the SRQ entance. When I was watching the guy in the crucifix-trap at the entrance that woman in the cape came up behind me, I turned about and burst in to laughter, waving at her =P She then followed me up the stairs, the other side of the cage and I was in hysterical fits of laughter the whole time =D

sorry if this sounds really stupid but I've seen a 115ft limit mentioned a few times, what does it mean? Because Stealth is 205ft so I'm a bit confused :)And I read somewhere that X:// No Way Out was being replaced by dark family coaster like a wild mouse or something, but I think it might have just been a rumour :/ Sounds unlikely tbh

Hah me being stupid again =P We were always sat on the first train so we didn't ever get that long stop before the small drop with jigsaw on his bike, sorry for my stupidity

To the guy who works at Thorpe Park and said it'd be at 8 carriages on the weekend. I don't think it was :SThere were 2 carriages at the docking bay, then two behind at the departure bay, and then that'd mean two carriages going round the track/sitting at bottom of drop.As far as I could count it was at 6 carriages, but hell I don't work there so I can't confirm that!

well I wasn't in the queues, but umm... the first time we rode it (about 1pm) it was at 90 min. After it broke down it was shorter and it stayed at around 60-90 minutes for the rest of the day. It's dying down for now, but too many f**king loud chavs shouting from the queueline :S And as far as I know most of the animatronics were working.

My trip report for today using priority disabled passes due to my dad inviting himself :S I was there from about 11:30 to 5:30Ride CountDepth Charge - 1 Nemesis Inferno - 2 Colossus - 2 Rumba River Rapids - 2 Saw the Ride - 3 Samurai - 1 Loggers Leap - 1Tidal Wave - 3 (it was kinda hot)Zodiac - 2Quantum - 2Vortex - 1 Rocky Express - 1We took the train/bus from Staines Station and arrived at the park at about 11:10, my friends then got their tickets and we finally got in at like 11:30 As my dad, being the annoying guy that he is by inviting himself and then his disabled friend so we had 2 passes :S, got his priority pass, the rest of us all went on Depth Charge, which I came off dry... again! Then we walked over to Nemesis and got on within five minutes. Great first coaster of the day. We then went over to Colossus and got on that, which was okay. Then as we waited for the card times to work again we headed over to Rumba Rapids and then since we were all soaked decided to go on Tidal Wave twice. Then we made it to Saw!! After being disappointed at the syringe pens being sold out (damn I wanted one ) We got on within like two minutes, this weird girl in a red mask stalked me and I laughed at her face out of what I would call nerves? But that flipping first drop got me again, then that woman being ripped in half or whatever it was meant to be, in the barrel roll was funny to watch. Then it was fun going up and feeling like we were about to fall backwards, then it crashed over the top and I managed to stay hands free for the first time, wooh! =D Then we went on Samurai which is amazing and new as always! Whilst waiting for our passes to finish we hit lunch and went to the Calypso BBQ place and I had a yummy Piri Piri Chicken Burger and Lattice fries, but how much onion did they put on..? I began to think that instead of knives they used axes and shovels.. I think the onion slice and tomato slice was bigger than the actual burger. After that we went on Rocky Express (omg isn't it great? ) and Loggers Leap. Since we were already wet we head over to Tidal Wave and went on it for a third time Then we headed to Stealth and the first time all day I was pissed off. We were about to get on and it didn't start and was down for about 3 hours until 5pm. So we trotted over to the Lost City and got on Colossus in record timing of about 2 minutes, then we hit Zodiac, Quantum x2 and Vortex. Then my friends all went on detonator but me being the chicken I am refused to go on the stupid drop tower (bad experience with them). Then we went over to Samurai and omg yet again it broke down just as we were about to get on, but it was funny this little girl was on it crying as it rocked back and forth for about 10 minutes. (wow I'm quite evil!) Instead we just decided to go on Saw again. Then we ran over to Nemesis and went on it once more. Our last ride of the day was Saw again, and we were all annoyed to see Stealth working as we headed home... Overall it was a great day! Lots of fun Samurai was down for about 20-30 minutes Saw was down for about 30 minutes Stealth was down for about 2 1/2 to 3 hours Slammer down all day

Btw this is the first ever place I've ever admitted my sexuality :/ Cba to get all the hassle of being open IRL since the last guy who admitted to being gay got bullied so much he had to move out of the area.

What puts me off girls is when they dress up as sluts and go round in short skirts and a ton of make-up >.<IMO that just makes them look ugly :/

I'm Bi but prefer guys :/ But the fact I have a gf that I love kinda goes against that!

1) Duelling Dragons - Islands of Adventure2) Batman - Six Flags Over Georgia3) Nemesis - Alton Towers4) Air - Alton Towers5) Colossus - Thorpe Park6) Velocity - Flamingo Land7) Stealth - Thorpe Park8) Valhalla - Blackpool Pleasure Bleach9) Nemesis Inferno - Thorpe Park10) Kumali - Flamingo Land

Went on Saturday with my school friends in 80 Themed clothes which was great ;)Tomb Raider thingy was okay, but the advert made it look GREAT so it was a bit of a letdown.On the other hand, Scarab Bouncers was great lol... For such a little ride it actually was quite entertaining, especially with a 2 yr old girl next to you crying her eyes out (aww I'm so mean )

Is that when it slows down and gets stuck up-side down? Because that happened to me last time I went on the Mighty Warrior

yay All my friends think it's better than Shockwave

Does anybody agree with me that Geforce is the worst ride at the park? Geforce totally ruined my day because after I got off it I felt really ill and so far it's the only ride to make me feel physically sick. And plus I had difficulties breathing whilst on the ride