Merry-go-girl

I don't mean to sound like a be-yatch (but I'm going to) but that guy stalking the Chessington facebook page is starting to creep me out.

Iceland burgers!

I don't go when there's a risk of hype and I don't go when there's a risk of teething problems. Once every attraction has it's 2014 layer of dust is the optimum time to go.

I care, a newly opened attraction means stay away for the next few months.

I'm going to be riding kids rides till my hips are too fused to allow me access to them, the little joys are the consistent ones.

Last October I (30) took my 63 year old mother on the BubbleWorks...you got nothing to worry about.

No fountains?! That's appalling! It's the freaking Fountain Finale.

The outlook for Thursday's weather keeps improving so I would say hold onto that date. I would expect Friday to be busy.

Hah! Good wordplay.

Perhaps the operator makes a decision about the water based on the faces of the riders. If they get off smiling he keeps it on, if they're clenching their teeth and muttering something about frostbite he turns them off.

Oh this goes way beyond deflated burgers, this is a burger that get's served to you with the filling missing.

Everything in that advert is false advertising! They used shots of the vampire pre the restaurant makeover, so that area looks completely different in reality. Showing images of Dragon Falls pre strip down is totally sneaky and of course the digital effects added to the Scorpion Express just add to the farce. If it were just the effects to upsell the 'new' ride I'd have no issue but the fact that none of the rides shown look like that anymore just winds me up.

I thought the story about not running it so as not to disturb the new animals sounded pretty legit.

Ahh, needs some benches. Remember this time last year when the park had to close the weekend after opening because of that cold snap and heavy snow? That was bloody awful.

What happened to all that business about train 3 being scrapped for parts for the other 2 and never to return?

I typically have a moment of panic with restraints, as a naturally anxious person it's a relief for me to have some guy walk past and give my handiwork a little tug. But now that that I hear other people have been trying to sit on them I feel better about myself.

... I can't actually tell where it's located?

Does the number decrease if the people are bigger?

I guess it's the only way they could think to stop queue jumping during the pre-show. But I wonder, did they even consider the radical action of putting up a big sign asking guests to enter and leave in order?

Well, it's great that so many people are satisfied with the outcome. But I feel like I've seen cheerier looking rides in Mangyongdae Funfair.

So is he lugging around a backpack or is that a child behind him? Someone get back to the photoshop!

I mean, this image just leaves me feeling so empty and disappointed. It's just so...lacking soul.

Now, if we discover any of those cacti are recycled from the old Bubbleworks Tequila Sunrise scene should we be happy or hacked off? Because I am just not sure.

...You can see a bottle? You must have hawkman vision.

Is it Doctor Chessington or Professor Burp? He looks too tall and slim to be Burp but the clothes colour is correct. It'd make more sense if it were Doctor Chessinton though, as Burp's is supposedly in the cemetery.