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^ With any luck, Paramount London.

More money on accommodation??

The advert is dire, considering what you pay to get one on TV you'd think they'd at least make it more then flash on the screen. It almost looks like it's a commercial for one of those summer albums.

The little girl in the pink fleece can't even help staring. XD

It's a height extension to a fence I don't see what's so bad about it? They used the same material, it's not that visually offensive. Replacing the entire thing would have caused disruption to guests so this was probably done with our interest in mind.

Now the tabloids are hating on Alton Towers because an employee sent a crash victim a photo of Olly Murs in an Alton Towers frame. Apparently, that's news. She described the gift as lovely.

Jeez what if they literally never get around to installing new theaming, I think we have to prepare ourselves for that as a likelihood.

Gotta be one of the reasons it's jumped ahead of other rides then, if they still have good traffic why would Chessington put money into them.

Anyone have a rough idea what volume of visitors Tomb get's compared with BubbleWorks?

Dayum, there's a business there. But removing the cost, there's still the hugely disappointed children to deal with. I can't imagine they'd be put off a day out of school.

Won't most of them already be booked and paid for before the incident happened though? I doubt you can get an entire trip refunded on account of an accident on one ride and I don't think school's would be about to reimburse families out of their own pocket.

They can call it 'Purgatory', it'll be the most horrifying dark ride in Europe.

Omg I just noticed their outfits.. .

I must be getting old, my response is to say it's all just an expensive gimmick and I'll stick with my Magnum thanks.

I think you get a special badge if you manage to pick the day none of the rides have a breakdown. They're incredibly rare and sell for over £100 on ebay.

Or it's from all that heavy rain on Friday night.

Have a giggle to yourself about all the unfortunate losers who are stuck at school and work while you're at Thorpe Park. That should give you some happy feels.

Looks like some sort of update to Tomb Blaster to me. Or small attraction adjacent to it.

Maybe we should make them aware of the amount and severity of accidents that have happened in Six Flags parks over the past few decades. It'd be a cheap move passing the buck but would certainly make Merlin look a little better.

I could really do with a go on this ride right about now.

Huh, interpretation came out wrong there because I intended to be playful with my tweet. I'm pretty sure the other guy got it though.

Whoever man's Chessington's twitter is quite cool;

Maybe I should just order those sprinklers on Chessington's behalf. No, no that would never work because you'd still need someone with someone initiative to plug them in.

Cool, we'll sell the scrap metal to the travelers and reinstall the rangers carousel and some of the octopus garden rides and have a proper family area.

So does that mean it can go when WC16 is completed then?