The advert is dire, considering what you pay to get one on TV you'd think they'd at least make it more then flash on the screen. It almost looks like it's a commercial for one of those summer albums.
It's a height extension to a fence I don't see what's so bad about it? They used the same material, it's not that visually offensive. Replacing the entire thing would have caused disruption to guests so this was probably done with our interest in mind.
Now the tabloids are hating on Alton Towers because an employee sent a crash victim a photo of Olly Murs in an Alton Towers frame. Apparently, that's news. She described the gift as lovely.
Dayum, there's a business there. But removing the cost, there's still the hugely disappointed children to deal with. I can't imagine they'd be put off a day out of school.
Won't most of them already be booked and paid for before the incident happened though? I doubt you can get an entire trip refunded on account of an accident on one ride and I don't think school's would be about to reimburse families out of their own pocket.
I think you get a special badge if you manage to pick the day none of the rides have a breakdown. They're incredibly rare and sell for over £100 on ebay.
Have a giggle to yourself about all the unfortunate losers who are stuck at school and work while you're at Thorpe Park. That should give you some happy feels.
Maybe we should make them aware of the amount and severity of accidents that have happened in Six Flags parks over the past few decades. It'd be a cheap move passing the buck but would certainly make Merlin look a little better.
Maybe I should just order those sprinklers on Chessington's behalf. No, no that would never work because you'd still need someone with someone initiative to plug them in.
Cool, we'll sell the scrap metal to the travelers and reinstall the rangers carousel and some of the octopus garden rides and have a proper family area.