Listening to music lately, I've really come to notice how ridiculous, odd, and obvious some of the lyrics are. Post some of the stupidest, obvious and misheard music lyrics you've heard here, and let's just see how odd the world of song writing is
I'll start:
This is a song by Scooter, can't remember the song's name though:
It's not a bird, it's not a plane. It must be Dave, who's on the train.