yeah

Not going to Derby, too far straight after Newcastle lol, but that's a game we should win even if we are awful away at the moment.

Just had a scare - Max, the bigger, dumber, and evidently younger of my two cats went missing a minute ago with the whole family searching for him. What made it scary was my windows where open and he's known for trying to escape via window, once climbing up to my top window while I was downstairs (thankfully I heard the blinds and managed to run up and stop him) and once falling out of the bathroom window as a kitten (survived unscathed, I think). We looked for about five minutes, shook the biscuits, my mum called "foodies" which they normally respond to (It's weird I know) but no sign of him, until my dad opens his wardrobe door and Max runs out. How he does it I don't know, this must be the sixth time hes somehow got into a wardrobe and shut himself in, and the fourth time hes scared us like that. EDIT: Picture of Max (and Ruby because I didn't have any others but it's adorable) he's on the right

No no no, I mean the batchers.

Jesus Christ I didn't even know that was a thing they do

Nearly 3,000 Brentford fans (including me) made the 10 hr trip (5 for me thanks to fast trains) down to Newcastle including those awful stairs at the ground and the players put in no effort, and slumped to a 3-1 defeat in front of a capacity crowd. I wasn't expecting much but what we got was an insult, two goals down with 20 minutes to go so Dean Smith brings on one centre back for our other centre back at left back and then a defensive midfielder. We then proceeded to pass backwards and sideways for the rest of the game. Ah well, we're not far of the playoffs, have the best striker in the league (Tammy Abraham who? ) in Scott Hogan, apart from yesterday have the best defence in the league and are still undefeated at home, not to mention playing clubs like Aston Villa and Newcastle. Makes a nice change from losing in the League 1 playoffs and playing Rochdale every year lol.

That's called Derren Brown's Ghost Train.

The subtitles are comedy gold "I have you pee, you have your party, amply me a bleep"

Is Ninjago trackless?

Id actually disagree here. I think its great when staff members start talking to you, after all its better than just ignoring you or being rude. EDIT: Also, I thought Vampire ran three trains over the summer?

Minus the assault, I mean.

So is Face It Alone essentially now McKamey Manor?

Not necessarily, you dont have to go to Transylvania after all, if someone who doesn't want to go on Vampire but does Bubbles without knowing it's closed they're not just going to go on Vampire instead.

Jesus, that's abysmal.

That's weird, I've never seen the fire off, and the water tends to have one long period of being off a year - but then again so does water in general at Chessie.

Sometimes silent doesn't work. I thought my phone was on silent until the Vampire theme song started up in class.

I do hope that's sarcasm, Scorpion rarely has all of its effects off, if any (true the water was off for a while not long ago... but still)

Unless it causes this and nobody even knows what its for...

Precisely. Which is why Thorpe is never my first choice.

X. And I'm not joking.

NEVERMIND MY LAST POST! With inspiration from... New for 2018 Thorpe Park Present... Space Station Zero Wicked Witch Haunt Tropical Travels Safari Octopus River Gardens Thunder Carousel :/ No Way Out

How do you know it's a coaster? He said look to the past... Could be the return of the Carousel for all we know!

Well, yes, because if you do something dumb and it works it's dumb, but I guess you meant to do it so it's not dumb... Did you just drop a paradox on me, Mr. C?

Yes, but there's a fine line between marketing and causing this...

And the award for dumbest company of 2016 goes to...

That's why I said I was close.