yeah

It can't be three. Because so did I (begin to until my dad picked me up), so I'll have to say 2.

Banned because I was joking, and I only used two commas. Okay, three. Four. What's your point?

Holy mother of pigeon what is that?

Should be An Amazing Adventures of Spider Man Do you even grammar, bro?

Yeah I've seen that. Never. In my life. Ever. Seriously though, I get nervous in dark rides. It may be a serious problem, I even get worried on Bubbleworks and CatCF

Banned because the catch in your signature should be capitalised. Sadly, yes, I care.

It's really good, Bedlam looks terrifying. Don't mean any offence, but I hate OTT scary rides like Bedlam, simply because something that horrifying would never be built. EDIT: Just read the bit about not trying to be realistic. Nvm. Btw, for the Wooden coaster, Timberliner.

Guys, I know about CS, I had it on my old computer, I just wanted to make a No CS park to start off with.

Thanks Coaster! Please keep in mind it's a No CS park.

How do I link the site? Slapped something together on Weebly but when I try to link it it comes up with some email thing. Meanwhile, your park looks amazing Altitude! I can honestly say it's the first time I've ever wanted to stay at a virtual hotel.

Sorry for double post but I had a dream last night that a radio advert came on in my car saying "Spinball Whizzer's (?) time has passed, so in 2015, it will be replaced by Alton Tower's newest rollercoaster, new for 2017!" Is it a sign?

I guess I could put all my screenshots on a new site and link them....

1. I haven't by the way, for some reason disabled guests have to queue no matter the queue time, and I hated the staircase so I gave it a miss as I didn't want to wait 25 minutes on a bouncing staircase.

Am I the only one who's noticed the severe lack of working cash machines at Chessie recently? This was quite a while ago but on a particularly bad day that I didn't bother to blog we simply wanted some chocolate coated strawberries, however they only accepted cash, so we went to get a Vampire waffle until they told us that they only accept cash, and tipped our vessels they had just refilled down the sink. So we tried to find a cash machine, and the one in Market Square didn't work, nor Wild Asia, nor Transylvania. Eventually we had to walk all the way across the park from Wild Asia to the hotels to get to a cash machine (my mum had a bad foot too), at which point we entered the wrong hotel before finally finding one. To be fair, this is just another issue to add to the long list along with old and poorly looked after theming, rides needing refurbishment and, of course, Safari Skyway.

I knew I'm not the only one this annoys.

I did say unless the ride had already left the lift hill, and tbh there have been much worse posts on this topic alone.

REALLY badly need some Towers in my life right now...

Great news.

Don't forget the "World of Adventures"! Damn, it just hit me how depressing that post is.

I know I'm slightly late but whoever said these things only happen in America is wrong. These things do happen over here, for example the other week someone went into the Vampire ride area to get a hat, but the difference is over here the operator stops the ride, whereas in America they clearly don't. Unless he jumped the fence after the train left the lift hill, in which case there's nothing they could have done. Out of interest, does the ride slow down when something like this happens I.e. if this happened just before a loop, would the train make it up the loop?

So I'm trying to figure out how to do images but in the meantime I need some advice. My park is around 25 years old, so obviously some of my rides are quite unreliable ad break down quite a lot. So should I remove them, or keep them?

I was at LEGOLAND today too Matt

Grrrr, I'm really trying to put images in but when it gets to the Image Properties bit I can't click OK or Cancel :angry:

Guys guys guys. I think I've got it! The new ride will be Nemesis Inferno: Sub-Standard! (I'm joking, of course)

RIP Ashok