Banned for being the 1000th reply

Banned for being the 1001st reply

Banned for being unimaginative.

Banned because your profile picture is in a maintenance depot in GYPB

banned bcause your profile picture is way too small and thin to even appreciate

Banned because your signature is really long

Banned because yours is really short.

Banny new year everyone hope you have abantastic year

Banned for officially having the first ban of 2015!  

banned for quoting Spiderban

Banned for not starting your reply with a capital

Banned for not finishing your reply with a full-stop.

Banned for being observant.

Banned for criticizing James' observance. 

Banned for criticizing Matt's criticism.

Banned for criticising my criticism of criticism 

Banned for being confusing

Banned, because I was enjoying this talk of criticism

Banned because you enjoy talk of criticism.

Banned because I do as well!

Banned because you enjoy talk of criticism!

Banned because you've confuddled me up

Banned because you've become confused by our criticism talk. 

Banned because you started the criticism confusion.

Banned for placing the blame on me, even though, it was in fact me who started the criticism talk

 

PS: After all this I have not once spelt criticism correctly the first time...