Kevin

And it's flipping moving too!

Does anyone know if Mr P Fairweather has come out yet?

Being a mad schizophrenic, I occasionally come out with sarcasm, but it's mostly against the stupid thoughtless and mindless comments people make to my posts that I dose back with.I have been in Wills' situation before, and I was being blunt about how sex really doesn't have to be something you just want to get over and done with. I don't particularly care if you don't like my posts, as that post definitely wasn't sarcasm, it was honest and straight to the point.

So lets think of a situation here.. It does not, in other words 'it's no biggie'.

Queues will be 15 minutes MAXIMUM for slow loading rides such as Tomb Blaster, and maybe Fury, but everything else will be 5 minutes.

Single Rider is absolute bollocks - it achieves absolutely nil. If staff member properly batch through guests there will rarely be any empty seats.SRQ doesn't lower the main queue, or Fastrack queue, and just slows down the already slow loading process at many rides at the park. Waste of time!

Nope, it doesn't have any soundtrack or SFX as of now.

Will be for the near future.

Staff members aren't allowed to make it known they work there, especially on Facebook and Fansites.

Wild Asia opens at 9.30 on weekends and school holiday opening days, for guests from Explorer gate - or now as Kobra is shut, they use Fury.Hotel guests use the same area as guests from Explorer Gate, but obviously areas do change as its a new concept of Kobra being closed..

The ride vallies on the other side regularly, it just gets evacuated and reset, restarted and it's fine.How strange.

You'll get it, PP are a good bunch at Chess, fair few geeks in the team too!Good luck.

Greed is killing (or I could controversially say 'has killed') the british theme park and fun fair market.That's all to it really.

human.resources@thorpepark.co.uk or human.resources@thorpe-park.co.uk

Either it's fine to run hands over ears etc, or it costs too much with Amanda.

The whole section has been fenced off along the path between there and First Aid!Anyone got any photos of inside Burnt Stub? is it all in the same style as Hocus Pocus Preload room?

That was my original point about the whole retheme, maybe put over in a bit of a better way.

New Chessington Hotel branding has it everywhere, and no I'm not stirring it up with the fanboys.

Shall we set a few facts straight seeing as the place has quite a bit of unfair slanting recently?Kobra broke down twice that day, both times valleying in dip next to Mayhem, and Dragon's Fury was up and down throughout the day, it wasn't closed for any period longer than half of an hour. The Vampire queue really was 2 hours, as Exp had been oversold that day, to the point where both queues were full. 45 Mins in Exp + an hour and a half in main queue.Uptime for today was 99% overall, 97% for top 6. Fun fact!

The park now has an even more updated logo which is the new 2010 in brand logo, with 'Resort' simply placed in the sun underneath the letters in the logo.So yes, it is Chessington Resort.

Sorry, this was Chessingtons idea?This was a managers idea who he in fact did himself, in his own time. Is anyone here silly enough to suggest that Chessington development team said 'Hey lets actually see how we can make our rides look nice for once'?

That picture is the actual best, can anyone provide any info on that?Lets not get responses like 'it's missing a swing' thanks.

*Fires up the rumour mill*Toytown closing in September with a new Aeroplane type kiddie round ride?

Yeah from what I can tell is it was just kept when they installed Rodeo in it's last resting place, just used it as a good backdrop.

Is it really though? It's simply a repainted version of Beanoland with poor concrete pre fab slabs with a few monkeys spray painted on, it's a slightly 'premium' version of a Tussauds screw up, ala Bubbleworks and Vampire.The only original bit is the talking Elephant but it's of course, ruined by guests shouting and swearing at it.