Kevin

PORN PORN PORN!Kate Monster or Trekkie Monster

LOL LP

I believe 95.8%? Really god to see how well they're doing on mystery shoppers this year, proves how well it's developed out of the hole it was stuck in after 2005.Pity that the rides do need another deep clean after a few months of being open, bit of repainting needed as well to keep it up to a constant standard.

20 minute queue on Fury, 30 for Vampire, 10 for Rattlesnake and 5 for Runaway was average today.

Lift stop - all coasters can stop on the lift if needed, just doesn't do much stopping and starting lifts all the time, Vampire causes trouble when Lift 2 stops and starts on 3 train operation.

Talking about Thorpe Park?I don't believe you.

So? The ride was budgeted, it went over budget, hence why no proper speaker system, no bridge below Colossus inlines and other small things which were cut out from the project.

Maybe I put that badly.. They use violence and big words they think they know how to use to try and get their own way?

My apologies, the amount of times that arguments have occurred and violence has been threatened, I must have been dreaming.

It isn't kids that kick up the fuss, it's the parents who think threatening ride staff is cool/big/hard/funny/going to work?

Do people not believe the ride was actually shut because there was a bee swarm?

The 108cm comment made me laugh, seriously, so many people kick up so much **** just for being a fraction under height restriction.If you're too tall, you're too tall, if you're too small, you're too small. Don't try and make peoples jobs harder.And for the Fury thing, it's been much better than last year, but occasionally they need to take cars off for maintenance, not just for ****s and giggles.

Haha sounds like you have some mature friends!idiot.

Logos on trees, entrance sign, photo booth, little man with shield, dragon head in extended queue, on audio for Frazzle.

It's been proven they're actually scared to be who they really are, they prefer to cover up the nothingness that's left inside of them after bullying people for years on end.You win either way, you're better looking.

it's the only good bit of the loop but I think it's called 'In the countryside' or something, if that helps at all!

Who the hell do you think you are?You don't work there, don't listen to him Jammy.

Nope, marketing just changed where they measured the launch time from - 2.3 is from launch started to bottom of top hat, 1.9 is middle of launch track where the catch dog lifts from the catch car.

Vampire was not available on the first day of Easter as third train was being tested all day, however I believe that is it.

What are you on about?!All the single photos at Thorpe have risen to £1 more than other Merlin parks. Fact.

Because Picsolve are greedy? £7 for something that costs about 50p to print and £2 in overheads doesn't make £7.Other Merlin attractions have them at £6.

Yep!

Entering ride via exit, so jokes on you.

I remeber it being you as your profile pic tells me..

I remeber throwing you off the ride, actually.