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Been a bit windy though, that'll cause some issues...

Maverick is as much of a family coaster as Intimidator 305 is...

Needs to be Thorpe's version of EuroRave

Qualified First Aider

Thorpe realising that shunning families is not exactly great for income (as seen in how crap it's done the last two years)... Families are THE target market to grab the most money out of, because of the disposable income, most teens don't exactly have that, so really, it's in Thorpe's best interest to have SOME stuff for younger/shorter families...

Might be giving the staff a bit too much credit hun Problem is, they couldn't even do a front row queue right, and whilst they say it won't be an upcharge, you can bet your left arm they'll have a Fastrack for it... It'll be a logistical throughout lowering nightmare is my prediction...

Unfortunately this only means that the already existing animals will be able to venture onto the safari grounds, nothing more...

Is the correct answer... What's Storm Surge made out of? We can actually find the melting point of that and hey presto, we got ourselves a BBQ going!

Thorpe doesn't deserve Tower of Terror...

Not many parks have an online shop, Towers is actually one of the few that do... It's crap though yeah, hopefully the new season will bring about a revamp to it... Though I doubt they would be selling Smiler merch on there right now until it opens... Not much point really...

Also, it was pretty crap... Water coaster wouldn't be a bad shout, and cold weather is a poor excuse when the park already had Tidal Wave (and Scandinavian countries have them)...

There has never been a Huss Delirium built... Ever... And yay the annual Thorpe should build a TopSpin!

Appalling is an understatement even then...

You know it's closed season when....

Nah you don't, I made friends with my flat-mates without the 'need' to be drunk... Indeed, I was never drunk at uni, and still made friends, there's hope for everyone!

£33 equivalent... Such good value

Since NWO isn't that fun anyways, I doubt there will be much difference anyways... Best thing I can see is an improvement in ridership, as forward facing new trains might help lower that height restriction to what it was originally...

The portaloos in Wodan's queue

Kinda is really... 5 minute walk and if your desperate to go it's not gonna be a nice 5 minutes... Hopefully by opening the toilets won't be shut though...

So now we're gonna have 6 second videos of people's food? CAN'T WAIT!

Problem is, it was a needless action, as the ref will add on time for timewasting, making the entire premise of it pointless... Kicking out is the issue and it's something you wouldn't want to see anywhere... Hazard wanted the ball to get to the keeper quicker yes, but when the kid went on top of the ball, should've called the ref over to sort it out, not attempt to kick the ball from underneath, since it was asking for trouble and that's what he got... I doubt it'll go on and on like the racism stuff with Chelsea, probs a few games added onto the 3 matches and we can but hope that is that...

Probably if it happened to another player he would still have been sent off, because the kick (regardless of where he aimed it) was a lash out of frustration, hence was deemed as violent conduct, any sensible ref would send off any player for doing the same thing... The year gets worse and worse for Chelsea, but after the way Di Matteo was treated (and the whole Clattenburg incident, which defo hasn't helped Chelsea's image), I would say it's deserved any failings of this side of the season... Not European Champions for much longer though either...

Show me a team which doesn't do that when winning... (Palace aside, we're too nice)