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Ellie fails for not continuing the game... Aluminium or Mild Steel?

Hmmm... I MAY consider going... Depending on how job times work out...

Exactly my point...

A ride isn't automatically better because it has some form of record...And Saw is about as intimidating as a cat...

Tokyo Disney has reopened after that earthquake, and hence begun their new Fantasmic show... Does it look awesome? See for yourself... <3

Glee... Ruining musical tastes with below-par talent and acting since 2009...

The shower defo used to leak, and the toilet used to bubble over...And why else do you think the rides over here rot? There seems to be very much a mindset at every Tussauds/Merlin park that people will just come back for something new, so why keep investing in little things that only enthusiasts care about? Why repaint/fix rides/effects when you can just build either nothing new or have a relocated ride?Which is of course, a stupid and completely wrong mindset...

THORMarvel are being very coy and entertaining with their whole Avenger film series currently coming through... And Thor was a very interesting version of one of the most lesser known characters (at least, until future ones get their time in the sun)...It was a very fun film with lots of jokes seemlessly tied into the script, working with the whole fish out of water of Thor and what-not, with some solid performances from the cast...Loving the way Marvel are intertwining all the films, with a few references to the others (some throwaway lines, some in your face stuff) brought in, as well as the awesome extended trailer for Captain America beforehand...Overall, it's an enjoyable and fun little film and if the rest follow this trend, then bring it on!8/10

The music is very quiet... But then again, since the operator is YELLING down the PA and deafening guests...

Wow... You keep proving to us how much of an idiot you are...

PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!Click to make them bigger...

They opened a ride 30 minutes before park closing?I've never really seen the point in doing this as it will cause more problems between staff and guests than keeping it closed all day...

Isn't going to Florida enough?

No other Dive Machine has managed to recreate the tension Oblivion has... That slow turn actually makes such a massive difference and is rather ignored as to how well it actually adds to the experience...I love Oblivion... Certainly my 3rd favourite UK coaster...

Talking tombstones!They are quiet (and Vampire itself is noisy), but a neat little addition to the queue line... Hopefully more can happen...Abdab's are looking worse for wear... Maybe get them refreshed and stick some voices on them as well...Station PA needs to be turned the hell down... I don't like being deafened in the Vampire station by anything but the theme...That is all...

I was watching Buccy get loaded earlier today... It took 10 minutes at least to batch in, put bars down and check them all...In a major theme park, that is an absolutely PATHETIC time frame... I know it's cos of the Huss rules, but NO ride should take that long to load... Especially when Blade doesn't have that issue...

Whilst Chessie has been beautiful recently, can someone tell me why Fury's top walls have been stripped, as well as one of Tomb's extension walls? It looks crap...

Interesting new addition to the Tomb Blaster queue in the shape of a hand-made marble maze game at the top of the stairs...Neat little addition imo... I'll put some pics up later...

Ahem... You useless persons of a silly nature...Oh yeah...WE ARE STAYING UP!

The internet allows us all to say things we normally wouldn't...Fortunately, I'm still about as cynical and sarcastic offline as I am online :)Haters gonna hate...