Benin

That's another £13 (ish, dunno what they are in Euros), Merlin will get out of me...

Yeah, I'm gonna pay £2 for a normal Durex just because I'm cool...Oh wait... (This isn't just for Thorpe here, Towers' ones as well... Surely this would be high up on the "How to make girls/guys go away in 5 seconds" list?)

I love all the theming around the drop...Apart from the mouth... Just... I wanna know WHY it's not surrounding the track... Because that was the main feature of each and every piece of advertisement from the start, and now... Cast to the side like unwanted ham... :)Still looking forward to it mind, but just... That's a real annoying niggle...

:)All this for a kiddie coaster <3

Rich is letting his team down I tell ya...

Why has NO-ONE mentioned that Paultons got a gate figure of 11'000 the other week?!!!!!!!AMAZING for the park... Well done...

No idea, since I've only been once, in June...Easter holidays could well have a say in the matter though... But as Chessie wasn't busy, asking the opinion of anyone on here isn't definitely not accurate...

HOLY CRAP! That wave is.... HIGH! :)But the mouth... It so blatently is meant to be in the way of the track... WHY is it not Heide? WHY?!!!!

I hope it hasn't been, otherwise major negative points go to Heide for failing...

Zeus is by far the busiest, but also the Log Flume, Grand Splatch, Transdemonium and of course Oxygenarium can all receive long queues of doom...Aside from that, only other major ride is Goudrix... But I'd aim for Zeus first before anything else...Take in the awesome shows and Madhouse as well... Well worth it...

*Goes to get tissues*

^I've already seen your pics and they are FAB...Pic 44 <3 Post that please so can I rep you

Getting there...

My main issue was that you'd ponder about for a bit after Megaton then end up finding some random beastie that's 10 levels about you...Give me GTA for expansive piss-aboutery

^Fallout is a bit... Meh... I never got into Fallout 3... It was... TOO expansive from the off (after the Vault), and sometimes games need to be linear at first in order to ease the player in for level-building in order to take on the rest of the game...Just like Dragon Age - Origins is for me... I need to get back into it again cos it does look quite fun, though being a Rogue is possibly the worst choice, but meh... Morrigan <3

People are just idiots...Surprised how some people are able to dress themselves and actually leave the house...

The counter is preset by the engineers, and is usually set between 60 and 90 seconds...Of course, a while back the operator could cheat the system and allow it to not be affected by the timer... Those were good times...

That's because Tidal Wave actually has a decent reason for being waterlogged...Storm Surge, based on the version I did at Asterix... Is just waterlogged for being poor at draining... Asterix's certainly didn't have the trouble being reported though I cannot for the life of me remember what they did... Plus as well, Storm Surge involves sitting in the puddles, unlike Tidal Wave...

I have my set price with her... She gets no more as otherwise things would start looking suspicious... :(Plus some Durex may be more useful for her Sorry dearie, I'll keep stum from now on

Holly's a bum, she works on the streets

^Well as you're staying at the hotel you get ERT anyway...BUT... I'm not sure when the Woodland Walk opens... I read 10am recently so no... Which is annoying but hey, least you can just get to the Monorail...

And once again a discussion will rise as to why we have to be praising the park for things that should be happening anyway...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3526269/Zombie-ad-next-to-funeral-parlour.htmlLol...

Actually one of my best moments at Thorpe in the past few years was on the Banana Boat...Cha-Cha Slide <3