yeah

(I'm assuming you know that's Bubbleworks, right @CharlieN?)

10/10 Can't wait til May

Hmm, not sure I can think of ten, but in no particular order: Prof. Burps Bubbleworks Toyland Tours Old Vampire Big Bad Wolf Corkscrew (heard it would've been a good first coaster) Space Station Zero Runaway Train Chessie edition And probably Loggers Leap too.

Pritchard has always been fantastic, played for us two years ago, has he taken any free kicks yet? So surprised to hear that about Canos, he had one of the best work rates last year, he was so so good. Scored some crackers too. Id hope we'd be able to get the win against Foolham, the players realised how much the West London Derby vs QPhaha meant and put in 200%, and there's no reason they wouldn't do the same in next week's West London Derby.

Pictures Creepy looking Gruffalo Theres more from daytime if you like

Annndd it's suuuuuppppeeeerrrr Brentford, suppppppeeerrrrr Brentford FC, we're by far the greatest team, the world has evverr seen, and it's suuuuppppeeeerrrr Brentford... we hate QPR say we hate QPR... Fulham on Friday (Fullhhhamm, are you listening...) on Sky again, how are Pritchard and Canos @CharlieN?

I wouldn't get my hopes up if I were you...

BRENTFORD 2-0 QPR AT LOFTUS ROAD AHAHAHAHA!

That's not the point of it...

This isn't meant to be things that make you angry

*Rattlesnake RAP queue, group of about 5 boys same age as me* 1: "So is this like that Sonic one at Alton Towers." 2: "No." 3: "What's that dragon one?" 1: "So it is like the Sonic one" 2: "No! That Dragon one is like the Sonic one." 4: "What Sonic one?" 2: "The one that spins" 5: "Oh yeah I remember that one with the games in the queue that like never work" 2: "Yeah that one" 1: "So the Dragon one is like the Sonic one"

The picnic area has been fenced off with lots of construction materials on the floor, and Bubbles emergency door open.

Vampire has been shut yesterday and today, the whole of Transylvania was shut off for the first hour.

Same Halloween music as last year on park unfortunately but the mystery theme is playing all around the Safari Hotel! Breakfast with it was beautiful!

Howloween is excellent this year. I can't speak for Curse (yet...) but as for rides in the dark and lighting, this year was great. One thing I would say is that aside from the lighting and dark, alot of the halloween stuff we did do wasn't great. The flash mob in Market Square that my mum wanted to see was pushed back to 7:30pm, then when we got there at that time we were told it had just finished. I was told on Twitter (@ykya2AT) there would be roamers however we didn't see any, apart from a skeleton standing at the entrance and all 6 of them standing in the hotel entrance earlier, and TOTW was an unorganized mess that meant we got caught up with the group in front and the surprise ruined. Professor Burp was also the man at the start lol (looks like Willy Wonka). Other than that it was fantastic. I didn't get to go on all of the rides I wanted to do in the dark as Vampire was shut all day and we didn't have time for Kobra but we managed Dragon's Fury, Black Buccaneer, Dragon Falls and partially Rattlesnake as the RAP queues were staggeringly short compared to the horror stories Ive heard, with Rattlesnake no longer than normal and Fury not even past the square. Lighting was excellent, with Black Buccanneer taking the prize for best lit, the boat itself was hardly lit with simply two yellow lights lighting it up at its highest point but the backdrop lit in red to the right, blue on the left, and yellow down the middle, as well as pink on the lake. The jeep opposite Truckers was decorated with cobwebs, pumpkins, and skeletons of both the animal and human variety, lit up with some moving, colour changing lights. The crocodile pond was lit in different colours with mist emmiting from the back. Ill add photos when I can.

So apparently I have patellofemoral knee syndrome now. Yay. I don't think Ive ever gone a month without being injured

Came up with this one in a year 7 art lesson and it went down quite well. Ellie Goulding would make a terrible fireman. "Hello? My house is burning down" https://youtu.be/CGyEd0aKWZE

Very sorry to hear about this. Would you prefer you went on it anyway and the restraint came undone instead?

How could the fountains be incorporated with it making sense though?

A woman was describing the scare maze she went in last year at Thorpe Park in Land of the Vikings, "there was this tunnel and you had to go through it, I said "I'm not going through that and they said there was no other way out so I had to crawl through it and they were properly pushing and pulling me about, then at the end you get chased out by a man with a chainsaw." "Oh my God. What was it called?" "Oh it was the Saw one I think" "Yeah Saw is scary". That's odd, Saw seems very similar to Sub Species at Alton Towers, too similar in fact...

Also indicates that itll be the film version of the gruffalo

And LEGOLAND can be rebranded as- wait a minute...

New for 2017 at Chessington: The Gruffalo River Adventure In the queue, apart from the signage and Bubbleworks theming nothing has changed. Audio will be the mouse talking about the Gruffalo or something like that. The station is a forest sort of thing, the boats are painted to look like logs or something idk. They also have the Chessie logo on them and pass under the rides logo like Bubbleworks did, while a generic safety announcement plays from the mouse. The main ride will be alot like CaTCF and In The Night Garden got drunk one night and had a baby. You pass through scenes of the Gruffalo while big storybooks tell you what's happening. EVERYTHING. WILL. BE. PAINTED. WITH. UV PAINT. New for 2018: Room on the Broom The Vampire retheme. The station doesn't really change, apart from everything even remotely scary is removed. The trains are now yellow and the ride is painful as ever. The wonderful Dracula announcements are gone, instead we get the witch giving safety announcements. New for 2019: The Stick Man, Gruffalo's Child, and The Snail and the Whale. Dragon's Fury, Sea Storm and Dragon Falls are all rethemed to their respective Julia Donaldson books. New for 2020: Chessington becomes Julia Donaldson World The park is rebranded, and every ride is rethemed to a Julia Donaldson book. Then in 2022 the Julia Donaldson license runs out and Merlin sit around scratching their heads wondering what to do next.

That's what I was thinking, could easily have been a fellow enthusiast joking around. Tbh Id much rather they just removed Vampire than retheme it to Room on the Broom, and you all know how much I love Vampire.