Whatever

If I wanted to go on a topspin, I'd just go to Chessington. Topspins are a bit....generic and ordinary.

But recently, somebody

ducks which is

some chemicals had

Banned for not having a snow leopard, but having a lion.

count Dracula

Oblivion in the rain is Horrible! As you come back up, the rain hits you like nails!

number

which was bad

Tall

loooooooooooong

Thorpeparkfreak becuse she'd

Who liked Coasters

It was Quackers!

which made them (the ducks)

equation

farted then he

Black Mamba- great ride. Ripsaw or Rameses Revenge?

English Bulldogs. They're just WAY cooler Gimp or MS paint?

Maybe a weapon hidden in a Film Camera with a crazy director behind it?

Snow leopards! Bulldogs or Pugs?

banned for being tagged in 'TPM's Favourite Dictator'

^that saw mini site is awesome! The little animated Billy is really cool, but kind of creepy.

I just watched that video. It started out all right, but got progressively more 'home made'. In other words, it looked like it was filmed in a garage. I'm a wimp, and that didn't even scare me. He also looked like he had fruit squash dripping down his face.

I'm also pretty sure one of the worst experiences is when we were queueing outside Sea life at Chessie. My mum ate a jaffa cake, but bit down on a wasp, which then stung her MOUTH.