Whatever

Kids in the queuline at Oakwood smoking a load of fags. They were about two years older than me. Oh, and yes, they spat EVERYWHERE, making the queue like an obstacle course.

Well, if you fell out of your restraint, it would definately be a life or death situation!

and ate a

vampire bats. Then

on bubbleworks and

where he rode

I swear last year it was 12 and over.

,eaten a binturong

Surely they might have a family maze this year?

The lion had

Saw for life

Because Billy had (now a tp ref)

Miles Cedars was (okay, there are LOADS of alton towers refs now)

smiling, mindless freak.

The Darkness Lord

got corrected so

^For those who pay attention to the themeing!

Merlin'll keep it open for a 'world's only' gimmick

My dad just ate the Smiler Goodfellas pizza! I can't have it as I am Veggie, but man, how awesome is that? A smiler Pizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza! Only thing missing is some Rainbows!

No, like this Station, Billy, Hammers, Jolt, Jolt, Corkscrew Jolt, Evil Chipmunk laugh, Jolt, Drop, Pass out, Jolt, Scream, Spine rearangement, Jolt.

People who take things for granted: Girl in my class: So I got an ipad for my Birthday Me: Man, you're lucky! Girl: Oh, I only got it coz I needed one. me: I'm not dead and there isn't an ipad in my possesion You may think she needed one because of schoolwork. She has her own mac. In fact her four year old brother has a mac as well! She also tells me stuff like 'oh yeah, why don't you just get an ipad, sky tv, a house extention etc' Hello? It's not my choice whether my parents waste hundreds of quid on stuff I can already live without!

Let me correct you: So anyway... SORE...

Well, when I went on The Swarm, I jumped off straight away and then felt like I had been electric shocked! I jumped my out out of the station going 'ooh', 'ow' etc

I'm suprised they didn't do a Merlin and give up on it!

So he kissed