Parm Pap

some options are being considered, many are possible, one is cheaper. phobia is the traditional spelling, but in this case, the thrills may exceed the normal levels of fear

the noise returns. 2026.

I thuppit! a ride in times gone by When hope was high and plans worth making I thuppit! the crowds would come and cry When track and thrills were there for taking Then budgets cut, they came at night With voices soft as paper shredding As they tore the blueprints from my sight And left my coaster dream unthreading They killed the plans, they cut the funds They turned the launch to magnet spaces They stole the loop, the airtime runs And left us with… more burger places Still I thuppit! the ride would rise again That steel and speed would soon deliver But there are storms we can’t contain Thorpe’s lost its dream forever I thuppit! a ride that now is gone A phantom coaster in the distance So here I stand, still holding on To scraps of hope and sheer persistence

everybody raise a glass, HEY! raise it up the constraints pass, HEY! everybody raise a glass, to the master of the park!

I know some people have a nervous disposition of roller coasters. you could say they have a arachno? claustro? it's funny, how the word 'photo' sounds like 'foto' when you say it

ding dong, ding dong, things at merlin are stag, nant, stag, nant, but, never fear, for there is life in the old dog yet something mega may be to come, if the wind blows in the right direction the old maze se7en, may need to be crossed for this ride to come here, ding dong, ding dong, just don't get too scared. I know some people have a nervous disposition of roller coasters. you could say they have a

merlin was lost, in the slipstream of their times. expansion was aggressive, and asset stripping was coherent. the times and the places that they went were more than wonderful, in a sort of panache, noir style of way. but the tides and the times and the tiles have caught up, and now things will need to change. the times were great, but the tides are coming in and the ramp to get off is full. we will soon see a shift, as the ship warbles, and the cakes will be served in the cups of those who towed the party line against that which was right. roller coasters will be ran, but what more, parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp ppaarrpp pppaaarrrppp.

no clues to hide in the mazes this year, for nothing, is happening :(

something serious is going on, ding dong, ding dong soon, the sauce will be put out, and there will be no more scapes of land or cleanings in the park, sauce will one day be sold, the signs are for all to see, but in the meanwhile, the sauce is out with gravy gravels parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp ppaarrpp ppaarrpp

I was lost, in the slipstream of my mind. it wasn't this place, and yet, it was another place, much all the same

would you like a cup of tea love? cathy! cathy, love! would you like a cup of tea!! spill the tea, we got no money, hype is big, but discus is gone

new paint swish not long lasts, sticking plasters help bit for, swish swash tick tock ding dong dingy

parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp tick, tock, parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp tick, tock, huuuuuur huuuuuuur huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur, spinnies or stitches?

cold steel, cold steel, cold steel, cold, cold steel

there may be some x citing news to come, but my dear fellow, it is everyone's concern

big trouble ahead. big, big trouble. big big big big big big big BIG TROUBLE.

many moons ago, loggers roamed in the dark, but lately, you ask? there was no lark, after dark now it's bop and bang and bop and bang, and no rumble rumble rumble or slosh splish splash

bop, bop bang, bop bop, bop bang, it's a good Beat tick and the tock and the tick and the tock, the Dead come alive once again in the maze, try to gaze, a clue will be, for all to see bop, bop bang, bop bop, bop bang, it's a good Beat

fire, cash, times, money, queues, splash, trees, walking paninaro, paninaro, oooooooooh!

pom ba da bom bom bom

bor bor cha, bor bor cha, bor bor cha and the bor, cha, bor tick tock, tick tock, trailers, tick tock paint nice paint nice nothing new budget's gone

stealth being closed, it's no longer the star, this closure is dragging, the king is no more what will happen, the clues are near, in staffordshire, corners no more money is short, but launches are fast, and if ben and jerrys will be sold, then we need to fix the old 3... 2... 1... oh, oh, no!

I want to run, I want to hide, open for now, but choice to be made....

ask me why, you say it's most unusual, how can I, even try, to explain, why today, it feels like breaking, rolling back like Asda, when it wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

lancher the, launcher the, launcher the, STRINGS! then it's slow, and no, good, anymore, that was when you thought, what on earth, STRINGS! then downhill from then