Parm Pap

I was lost, in the slipstream of my mind. it wasn't this place, and yet, it was another place, much all the same

would you like a cup of tea love? cathy! cathy, love! would you like a cup of tea!! spill the tea, we got no money, hype is big, but discus is gone

new paint swish not long lasts, sticking plasters help bit for, swish swash tick tock ding dong dingy

parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp tick, tock, parp parp parp parp, parp parp parp parp tick, tock, huuuuuur huuuuuuur huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur, spinnies or stitches?

cold steel, cold steel, cold steel, cold, cold steel

there may be some x citing news to come, but my dear fellow, it is everyone's concern

big trouble ahead. big, big trouble. big big big big big big big BIG TROUBLE.

many moons ago, loggers roamed in the dark, but lately, you ask? there was no lark, after dark now it's bop and bang and bop and bang, and no rumble rumble rumble or slosh splish splash

bop, bop bang, bop bop, bop bang, it's a good Beat tick and the tock and the tick and the tock, the Dead come alive once again in the maze, try to gaze, a clue will be, for all to see bop, bop bang, bop bop, bop bang, it's a good Beat

fire, cash, times, money, queues, splash, trees, walking paninaro, paninaro, oooooooooh!

pom ba da bom bom bom

bor bor cha, bor bor cha, bor bor cha and the bor, cha, bor tick tock, tick tock, trailers, tick tock paint nice paint nice nothing new budget's gone

stealth being closed, it's no longer the star, this closure is dragging, the king is no more what will happen, the clues are near, in staffordshire, corners no more money is short, but launches are fast, and if ben and jerrys will be sold, then we need to fix the old 3... 2... 1... oh, oh, no!

I want to run, I want to hide, open for now, but choice to be made....

ask me why, you say it's most unusual, how can I, even try, to explain, why today, it feels like breaking, rolling back like Asda, when it wouldn't normally do this kind of thing

lancher the, launcher the, launcher the, STRINGS! then it's slow, and no, good, anymore, that was when you thought, what on earth, STRINGS! then downhill from then

can I have one of those bags? yeah, go for it. I think they're the same ones that you have, actually. ha ha, they are. thank you. blooming left my own ones at home.

we have all had enough of this thing. nothing cryptic about it anymore. it just doesn't work.

white elephants work sometimes.

parm pap sees, parm pap applauds

really funny chair, really funny chair, wobble wrang, bobble brang, really funny gantry, really funny lights wheeeeeeeeeee, but we're spendng all of it on a one that doesn't bit. oh OH there is trouble, oh they don't like it anymore, rains won't stop but cold weathers will, my precious the jewel is mine, all mine, they'll get you in there, they'll get you alright! tldr the ride is ****** because the ride is not working. a bit, but the e scooter is too expensive for the rules to say you can't ride it. and soon they will all know, even the salad servers, the wrecking ball is coming, not for the whole thing, but trouble is a foot

could you dilute the squash please? yeah, let me water down those plans for you

*gates opening* what's that merch, where's the paint, oh that music but is it THAT ONE?! where's that stall gone, it's not been removed, but it's different. why's that got a seat out, do we have a spare?! RELEASE THE SOUNDTRACK but not that one! the proper one! oh that's new grass it's nice but I hope it stays nice WHERE'S THE GATE GONE why's it opened gradually no more waiting for phones come on get on with it before the train's gone. where's the dancing gone, are the actors on, cutbacks cutbacks cutbacks we're pushed for time! will it be ready we don't know enforced daytime hours bus times will the bus be running WHEN WILL THE BUS BE RUNNING why's the driver been rude to me?! I have a pass you know! a BUS pass! which hut is which it changes all the time. why's it still a campsite THE PARK NEEDS MORE TABLES or better tables! endless tables! turn the tables before the main day BUT THIS IS A MAIN DAY no it's not YES IT IS I HAVE A BUS PASS! we are, dear visitors, a few days away. good luck.

big trouble oh well wetsuits are gone, and cutbacks are in, put stuff in the bin, and then oh look, we win

ding or dong, right or wrong, it is right, like a light Samurai ST 0 (it is a warrior only sometimes) Depth Charge ST 4 (each dingy can slide on its own or as a four)