Parm Pap

BOMMMMMMMMMM, dodododo BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM, dodododo, BOMMMMMMMMMMM, dodododo, BOMMMMMMMMMMMM, dodododo oh are we over, the worst of it, the worst of it, maybe things are up, but we shall see, yes we shall see dun dun dun, dundun dun dun, dundun dun dun, dundun dun dun, doo doo doo doooooo doooooooooooooo

now we're cooked.

teething is fine, but this cost a dime, and now we eat limes, and wait for our time ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong we hope it will be, something that in three, we look back and smile, but not for a while dong ding ding, ding dong ding, ding dong, dong dong, dingdongdingdongdingdongdingdong great gates open soon, we move forwards, but if it rains, the clothing doesn't always work as you think

keen-ness is a virtue, and we look up to the air too once upon a time, we had a swisher, slam dunk, and in the gunk, but now we move on, and soon it is gone, then what will come next, check online on x mirrors are scary, but not for that long, how long can you walk, before you eat bread, will there be numbers on a tree, you will have to see

what has happened, you may ask? well, there was a mix up internally. opening day was marketed, and taken literally by the operations of the teams. friday of the 24th of the may was hyperia's opening day, but on any other day, the ride can not operate. it could only run on friday on the 24th of the month, because that was its OPENING day, where the ride is allowed to open. oh it's sad, it's so sad, well it's sad, really sad, so sad, bom bom bom, pom pom pom, (angrier) bom bom bom, POM POM POM, bom bom bom, bombom bom bom, pompom pom pom, bom pom, bom pom pom, bom bom bom, pom pom PPPOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM it's new, the ride that I've got and it's ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster, it's cool, that's what I tell 'em no rides in breakable heaven, but ooh, whoa oh, it's a closed coaster it's cool, that's what I tell them no cash, in be

hey diddle diddle, the track and the griddle, the ride jumped over the lake, the little vlog laughed to see such sport, and the chain ran away with the guard

I wanted your rush but look what it's done for us, all our dreams have come to nothing, who would have believed all the laughter that we shared would be a memory? I cannot count the pounds you've cost us, if we could have seen and do you ever think of Fri, and how it used to be? oh, I know you're somewhere else right now, fixing something else, no doubt, well it's closed, tomorrow, ain't it too, too, bad? are you breaking someone else's ride? 'cause you're taking our cash where you are, well it's closed, tomorrow, ain't it too, too bad 'bout us? I wanted your rush but we got uncertainty, we tried so hard to open you, all the good it did us now the fences round the park remind me of how you were, everything is just the same, but our money is gone and do you ever think of Fri, and how it used to be?

HAVE you got the blues, cos I'll be a scotch a tootin' root a tootin', dippidy dayin', and holidayin' on the twenty of the fourth of the may May may we are nearly there ! after long times of giving you all the updates you need, parm pap can sit back knowing how much you all enjoyed my work. documenting HYPERIA from day one of the project, you are most welcome for my updates. we was havin' fun, a little whizz and won, all for all and all for one, and finish what we begun dooooo do do, tick tock, tick tock, hyperia, is nearly here, are you ready for the drop, juicy drop pop on the falls of the dragon, or is it t tigers

wurp wurp wurp wurp WUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP tick, tock, tick, tock are you ready for the drop it's rather good, but say no more can I, finding it for yourself, will be, OH MY!

bop bop, bang, bop, bop, bang, bop bop, bang, bop, bop, bang I don't want to start any unruly rumours but I think that time's got a sixth sense of humour, ding dong ding dong ding dong ding dong when I have no budget I will be laughing, here we go now, soon, enjoy the ride but it will not be the last

bommmmm, strings! the, the, strings!

bop bang bang we have done, as much as we can, but with no money, and no plan, we have to eat flan bop bang bang, bop bang bang

oh well the hypes all here, but once this is clear, what will you see, in our park in Chertsey vote now, a rolley, scarey, flatey, or anotherey --- Mod translation: What do you think will be the next bigger investment at Thorpe Park? -A roller coaster -A permanent scare attraction -A flat ride -Something else

oh pom, ohh pom, ohhhhhhhh pom pom pom

solar electricity

are we building a next coaster? well, we'd love to, but we'll have to wait and see. HERE IT GOES ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong up and up, get it together oh ho, what a treat it shall be, thank you for your enjoyment of my clues, and I have led you to this day. when you enjoy your drop, think of old parm pap and making it possible for you at the thorpe of the park in the twenty of the twenty four

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

it's all a bit stressful in there now

rumble rumble, grumble grumble piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? piano? up a bit, down a bit, up a bit, round and round (then the base drops) PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! PIANO! when we wanted temple, we got mcdonalds

testing, testing, 1 2, 1 2

ohhhhhh the choiiiirrr ppaaarrrrtttt t (bom, bom, bom, bom, dun dundundadundudnun) haaaaaaaaar, haaaaaaaar, haaaaaaaar, MUUUUUSIIIC! the delay, ho, ho, ho, oh there could be delays, ho, ho, oh please no but we don't know, ho, ho, ho, we had to put it out, ho, ho, oh there could be some delays oh some delays oh some delays oh some delays oh will we make it 24, we don't know but there is pressure will we make it, we make it, oh well will we make it, will we make it, we make it, oh well will we make it, will we make it, we make it, oh well will we make it, will we make it, we make it, oh well will we make it, really really really really scary deadline, really really really really scary deadline, oh no we don't know if we can, oh no we don't know if we can, really really really really scary deadline, really really really really scary deadline, oh no we don't know if we can, oh no we don't know if we can

you're welcome.

it might not be coming back I want it back, I want it back, I want it back for good

Tick tock, tick tock, tick tock, tick tock here we go now, thank you for your patience, we are nearly there now, the Hype Train is soon to arrive you are welcome for my updates, that told you all you needed to know, not always in the right order, but always in the most coherent way possible now enjoy the ride when it comes, and from parm pap, have a lovely day Ding dong, ding dong, ding dong, ding dong

I wasn't climbing before we met, now every bit of weather is a potential threat, and I'm possessive it isn't nice, you've heard me say that before May is our only chance, but now it isn't true, not other cranes are new, now all we've learned, is overturned, what can we dooooooooooo don't go, wasting your whole budget, give us a deadline please, crane your neck high, we want to fly, what can we doooooooooooo