Fred

Difference being tomb blaster and falls have decent music

I actually feel sorry for him now..

Not that it makes any difference.. lift1 had the same problem earlier in the year.

No. It reopened on friday morning.

Anything bubbleworks related.

Black fades into brown, so easy. Think vampire supports

Errm no you cant. That is not the current station music, nor is anything on reride.

I'd presume you mean bubbleworks. There's a fecking massive station track which consists of tonnes of crap. No I cba to send it.

FAT PERSSONNN.Another reason why the government should tackle obesity.

Vampire's becoming rather unreliable this year

Amazingly, it does work like that. Don't like it? Feck off or be banned.

They had a fooking massive crane on site on tues/weds and were removing supports from the tent (I thought they had sold and removed the entire ride!)

I've seen Jeremy Kyle there, does that mean he works there?

Curry FTW. Gary Glitter lookalike FTL.

Boobs are brill. You'd prefer gays obsessed with boobs? Then again.. no like.. threat of them touchy feeling

Perhaps its what they say they'll do every year and never ever get round to doing it

Wow.. just wow at that floor lowering and raising. That is fecking spectacular stuff. I love B&M!

Eh? Skip the tongue? Tired of seeing him or hearing him.. because the announcements are very much still there.

Looks a bit s**t..

Skips ended in 06 during the moohajor downtime. Or was that last year? Bugger knows. Some skips signs are still there, like on entrance. Thats it

Guests opening gates and wandering through queuelines, and then moan about the ride being closed when it was so blatently obvious that it already was. idiots.

I can think of a lot more "harsh" ways to deal with the problem

Buccaneer is not family aimed at all, its top of the thrills chart at chessington.

Bubbleworks.. the ride is basically, if you cant walk unaided, you cant go on. Simple things, and the steps makes the attendants job that little bit easier. Stopping the conveyor, stops all the boats on the conveyor, causes the boats to jam together, which not only means people are stuck at the end of fountain finale getting wet, it means that we also have a fecking massive gap (sometimes up to 2mins) with no boats because they've stacked up.Naturally we try to eliminate this. Every disabled rider asks for it to be stopped, and if we did that the throughput would go down massively, and also 99% of time is completely unneeded.. there was a 40min queue most of the day anyway. However, if it looked like you really couldn't manage, it should've been stopped. But yus, I wasn't working today

And buccaneer.